Bastet: *bursts into the room* UGH! Why do all the stupid mortals think it was cool that I battled Apophis every day for years. It was torture! They're basically mocking my misery! *notices Horus* I envy you. Everybody knows how you triumphed over Set.
Set: DON'T FLIPPING REMIND ME-
Horus: Dude. You think the battles with Set were fun? He ripped out my damn eyeball.
Isis: Just an eyeball? You flipping cut my head off, son!
Osiris: I was the one who was completely dismembered, don't complain about a lost head.
Horus: Mother, you cut off my hands.
Set: Shut up Horus! You gave me that lettuce. You ruined salad for me!
Horus: Nobody likes salad anyways.
Hathor: I do!
Set: *ignores her* At least you weren't cheated on by your wife! *glares at Nephthys and Osiris*
Osiris: Yo no need for the shade geez- and it wasn't even my fault!
Nephthys: At least the product is the only sane one around here.
*everybody looks at Anubis, who's trying to feed Ammit a potato*
Anubis: *drops potato* Uh what?
Nephthys and Osiris: *facepalms*
Set: Can Ammit even eat potatoes?
Thoth: Ammit is part lion, part hippopotamus and part crocodile. Potatoes wouldn't harm any of the three animals so, technically speaking, Ammit can eat potatoes.
Set: N E R D.
Thoth: *facepalms*
Anubis: Yo why is everyone smacking their faces?
Everyone:
Everyone: *facepalms*
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
