idea by kNGT_fringed_gentian thx :D
Horus: Hey bros!
Anubis: Sup
Thoth: Not again.
Horus: Thoth u don't even know what I'm gonna ask you to do-
Thoth: Last time you came to us was that fast food raid, and we all know how that went..
Anubis: Haha that was fun, even if it did fail.
Horus: Welp this time I was thinking we pull a prank on Set :D
Anubis: :0 COUNT ME IN!!
Thoth: *facepalms* This is totally not gonna go wrong, but I'm invested.
Horus: Sweet! Now Anu aren't you the god of mummies?
Anubis: Ya know it
Horus: THEREFORE you use a lotta toilet paper right? Cuz mummies are wrapped in toilet paper?
Anubis:
Anubis: uh-
Horus: GET SOME TOILET PAPER BOIS WE FINNA TOILET PAPER SET'S HOUSE! *runs off*
Anubis:
Thoth:
Thoth: Who's gonna tell him that mummies aren't-
Anubis: Just leave it.
*later*
*Horus, Anubis and Thoth go to Set's house that night dressed like ninjas*
Horus: Aight, you guys brought toilet paper from Anubis's secret stash?
Anubis: My what now
Horus: *starts chucking toilet paper onto the roof*
Thoth: Dude we're gonna get arrested
Horus: By who? We're gods 😎
Thoth:
Thoth: You have a point-
Thoth: IM TIRED OF BEING THE NERD AND THE LEVEL HEADED ONE! TIME TO BREAK OUTTA MY SHELL BABY!
*takes all the toilet paper and single handedly LAYERS Set's house, screaming*
A/N um should I be concerned about Thoth being a rebel in the future?
Anubis: I- there goes my stash!
Horus: :0 so you DO have a stash?
Anubis:
Anubis: I mean- never mind.
Thoth: *eyes glowing red* HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUN!
Horus:
Anubis:
Anubis: What have we unleashed.
Horus: I think we broke Thoth.
Set: WHATS GOING ON OUT THERE?
Horus:
Anubis:
Thoth:
Horus: TIME TO RUNNN-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
