um idk leave suggestions in the comments cuz i'm runnin outta ideas.. i'll try to do every idea u guys put down and credit u at the beginning
Zeus: HOWDY, MORTAL!
Me:
Me: Um hi Zeus-
Zeus: So YOU'RE this MyThIcALnErDy on wattpad documenting all our weird adventures.
Me: Yep that's me.
Apollo: Did you make me look good? 😎
Zeus: More important question; did you make me look good?
Ares: You better not have made me look like a complete doofus!
Hermes: *snickers* I bet she did.
Artemis: *rolls eyes* Boys m'i right
Athena: Oh yeah
*Athena and Artemis high-five*
Me:
Me: Um anyways-
Me: Yall have been kinda quiet lately so I couldn't write anything
Me: Mind saying something funny or... something-?
Hermes: SOMETHING FUNNY :D
Me: No not like that-
Poseidon: I'll do something funny *explodes the water cups as Ganymede is bringing them in*
Ganymede: WHAT THE-
Zeus: Hey! Be nice!
Me: I- Zeus telling people to be nice is so ironic-
*ice cube from the water lands on Hermes and slides down his shirt*
Hermes: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NONONONO GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOUT!
Aphrodite: *somehow gets it out* ACK COLD COLD COLD! *throws it*
*ice cube lands on Apollo's lap*
Apollo: *hits the ceiling* GEEZUS- DON'T DO THAT! *chucks it*
*bounces off the side of Hephaestus's head before melting*
Hephaestus: Hm?
Apollo: Did you not feel that???
Hephaestus: Feel what
Me: *trying not to spontaneously combust*
Hermes: At least it melted- *shivers*
Hephaestus: *notices the melted ice cube* Oh, it melted cuz I'm so smokin hot 😎
Everyone:
Apollo: Hey that's MY line!
Hera: Yeah no-
Me: Welp thanks for all this content guyzzz *leaves before anything else happens*
ok but what is it with Apollo, Hermes and ice cubes??? Off I go to visit the Egyptians..
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
