ik it's nowhere near Valentine's day when I published this but I just had this idea so deal with it lmao
*Anput and Anubis on the balcony of this fancy place*
Anput: I love you
Anubis: Hm?
Anubis: Oh :)
Anubis: I would love me too
Anput:
Anput: Bruh-
Horus: *bursts onto the balcony*
Horus: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Anubis:
Anput:
Horus:
Horus: Oh shoot-
Horus: I thought Hathor would be up here-
Horus: um- sorry guys go back to smooching or whatever *leaves*
Anubis:
Anput:
Anubis: Well that just happened.
Anput: Gosh poor Hathor-
at least the gods are trying to be romantic... I'm just worried bout Anubis tho-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...