This is a real Egyptian myth in a nutshell, about Set and Osiris. So enjoy lol
*there is a party for Osiris*
Set: *bursts down the door* YO YO YO BRO
Osiris: Set wtf are you doing-
Set: Attending your birthday duhhh! I brought a game yall can play!
Isis: Set you being real sus
Set: Nahhhh~
*brings in a sarcophagus*
Set: Whoever fits perfectly in the sarcophagus wins!
*every single god tries but they all fail ✨womp womp womp✨*
Set: Osiris brother, why don't you try?
Isis: Osiris don't, Set's being real sus.
Osiris: It's ok my wife who is also my sister, what harm could this bozo possibly do?
*lays in the sarcophagus and fits perfectly*
Set: Ya see? The great king Osiris wins!
*slams the lid shut*
*chucks it in the Nile*
*laughs maniacally*
*a long time later the sarcophagus with Osiris inside grows into a tree in Byblos*
Byblos king: Ayy look at this sic tree! Cut it down will ya? I want it in my palace.
*meanwhile*
Isis and Nephthys: *poof* We're birds! *goes to Byblos*
Isis: *turns into an old lady*
*gets allowed to babysit the queen's child*
*wants to make the kid immortal*
*chucks him in fire*
Byblos queen: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHY TF ARE YOU BURNING MY KID????!
Isis: Actually I aint just an old lady I am Isis.
Byblos queen: OMG OMG ISIS I AM SO SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Isis: I just need that tree and ima head out, aight?
*finds Osiris inside the tree*
HE'S DEAD.
*hides him in a swamp*
*goes off to try and resurrect him*
Set: *taking a stroll in the swamp* 🎶 Do do do do do- 🎶 *trips on Osiris's body* AH WTH! OSIRIS??! AWWWWW COME ON MAN!
*chops Osiris up*
*chucks him all over Egypt*
Isis: Oh. My. God. Not. Again.
*tracks down the pieces of Osiris*
Isis: Anubis! Thoth! Where are you bozos? You're hired to help resurrect Osiris
Anubis: Sweet count me in!
Thoth: *blinks*
*they resurrect Osiris*
*He can't stay in the mortal world cuz he's missing uh a certain part of him.. blame the fish in the Nile who thought it was a worm*
*stupid fish*
So now..
Osiris : Dead
Isis : Pregnant (somehow)
Horus : unborn
Set : laughing maniacally (you're in for a treat buddy)
Hotel : Trivago
YOU ARE READING
Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
