Horus: Yo Yo Yooo!
Anubis: Sup
Thoth: According to my calculations, you want us to go on a food run with you?
Horus:
Horus: How did you-
Thoth: I know stuff, aight?
Anubis: Another food run? Last time we raided a Burger King.
Horus: And this time, I was thinking ✨McDonalds✨
Anubis: Aight so what's the plan?
Horus: *tells them the plan* Yall in?
Anubis:
Thoth:
Horus: I'll take that as a yes bois
-- Later --
Horus: *walking downtown* Yo peeps, nothing to see here just a very mortal-looking not-very-war-god-like human being walking his black jackal and ibis bird.
Thoth: Mortals don't just walk around with jackals and ibises!
Horus: Shut up bird brain
Anubis: *L A U G H S*
Mortals: *confused as to why there is a jackal who laughs like a human*
Horus: *steps on Anubis's paw*
Anubis: OW WTF-!
Horus and Thoth: Shut tf up!
Anubis: NO YOU!
Horus: Seriously dude you finna give us away
*approaches McDonalds*
Horus: Yall remember the plan right
Anubis: unfortunately yes
Thoth: According to my calculations, this plan has a 37% chance of succeeding.
Horus: Wha- WHY??
Thoth: Well, according to my approximations-
Horus: Ya know what nvm
*goes into McDonalds while Anubis and Thoth wait outside*
*sneaks into the kitchen*
*chucks fries and hamburgers out the drive thru window*
Anubis: Head's up dawg!
Thoth: You're the dog!
Anubis: Not the point you idiot-
*gets smacked on the head by Thoth and a hamburger patty at the same time*
Horus: *comes out* DUDES WTF-!
Anubis: What?
Thoth: *facepalms*
Horus: You two were supposed to catch the food that I threw! Now they're on the ground!
Anubis: Ohh..-
Thoth: *points at Anubis* BLAME HIM.
Anubis: Hey!
Horus: Oh my god-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
