Apollo: HERMES!! Why did you randomly send me an ice cube emoji??
Hermes: Because you're cold.
Apollo:
Apollo: I'm the frickin god of the sun.
Hermes: Your point?
Apollo: My point is that I'm not cold!
Hermes: THEN YOU'RE HOT!
Hermes:
Apollo:
Hermes:
Hermes: Oh- uh- I didn't mean-
Apollo: *bursts out laughing*
*later*
Apollo: HERMES STOP FLOODING MY PHONE WITH ICE CUBE EMOJIS!!!
Hermes: YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE COLD-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
