***Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62's comment***
u know i'm just realizing that Ares and Horus are both war gods right? Ares is kinda dating Aphrodite which is the greek goddess of love and Horus is married to Hathor which is the egyptian goddess of love AND ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR! :0 XD
Horus: Oh hey man, we meet again.
Ares: Yes.
Horus: Well at least we aren't jinxed like last time.
Ares: Yes.
Horus:
Horus: Well I was thinking we let Hathor meet Aphrodite.
Ares: :0 YES!
Horus: Really?
Ares: YES!
Horus: Do you say anything besides 'yes'?
Ares: Yes.
Horus:
Horus: Welp-
*later*
Aphrodite:
Hathor:
Aphrodite: So I take it that you're the prettiest goddess in... wherever you Egyptians live?
Hathor: Yep. You're the prettiest on... Olive Pick, right? That's where you Greeks live?
Aphrodite:
Aphrodite: Olympus, sweetheart.
Horus and Ares: (in the back) *snorts*
Anubis: What's goin on over here?
Horus: Aphrodite and Hathor meeting for the first time. Quick, get out your phone. We have to get this on Youtube.
Ares: Yes!
Anubis: *starts filming*
Aphrodite: I'M PRETTIER!
Hathor: NO ME!
Aphrodite: SAYS WHO?
Hathor: EVERYBODY!
Aphrodite: IN YOUR DREAMS!
Hathor: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE DREAMS!
Aphrodite: WELL WHATEVER! DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM PRETTIER!
Hathor: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Aphrodite: *chokes in offended*
Hathor: *chokes in mockery*
Horus: How did they even get to this conversation..?
Ares: Aren't they literally the same thing?
Horus: I know right!
Ares:
Ares: They're both so cute when they're mad.
Horus: Stop being a simp.
Anubis: *still filming*
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
