Apollo: I'm bored
Hermes: Cool
Apollo: *sits bolt upright* DUDE!
Hermes: What?
Apollo: We should start a rock band!
Hermes:
Hermes: Ok but who else would be in the band
Apollo: idk uh Zeus?
Hermes: *imagining Zeus dressed in leather and doing hair flips while high fiving the crowd and rock n roll screaming*
Hermes: Nahhh....
Apollo: Here, you and I go scout for recruits. We meet back at sunset. Capeesh?
Hermes: Ok..
*at sunset*
Apollo: 0_0
Apollo: HERMES DIDNT I TELL YOU NEVER TO INVITE ARES TO A ROCK CONCERT?
Hermes: Huh?
Ares: So I hear you're starting a rock band :DDD
Apollo: *facepalms* once you get him started on a rock song...
*flashbacks to that one time Ares bounced through Olympus for an entire year head banging and ripping on an electric guitar*
Apollo: *shudders*
Ares: SO AM I IN?
Apollo:
Hermes: Well, Apollo who did you find?
Apollo: Um-
*CRASH*
Hades: *wearing black leather with a mohawk and studs*
Hades: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BABY!
Hermes:
Apollo:
Apollo: I'm so sorry-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
