This one is an actual myth from Greek mythology in a nutshell, about Hades and Persephone. So... enjoy :P
Hades: *sees Persephone* Holy sh-! *hides* She's beautiful! She's mine! Though I suppose kidnapping her isn't right-
*goes to Zeus*
Zeus: Whadda you want brother dear
Hades: Your daughter-
Zeus: Say wha- which one?
Hades: The one with Demeter. Persephone. Can I have her hand-
Zeus: *sweats* what uh uh SORRY HADES I CANT HEAR YOU THERE's uh THUNDER OUTSIDE I CANT HEAR YOU BYE! *zoop*
Hades: THE ONLY THUNDER HERE IS YOUR THUNDEROUS EGO! *sighs*
Zeus: HAHAHA- sike you thought nah ima help you get her *plots*
Hades: Heck yeah bro
*goes back to Persephone*
*creates a crack in the Earth*
*Persephone falls*
*laughs maniacally*
Demeter: Yo where's Persephone wtf *goes to Zeus* have you seen our daughter?
Zeus: *sweats* IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK- WAIT my bro mightve kidnapped her-
Demeter: W H A T.
Zeus: Ya know the bigshot of the Underworld? Soooo.. yeah-
Demeter: AND WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
Zeus: WHAT oh uhh I couldn't hear what he was saying ya know thunder outside and... yeah
Demeter: *facepalms*
*goes to the nymphs*
Demeter: HERES WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PROTECTING MY DAUGHTER SUCKAS *zap*
✨Nymphs are now sirens✨
*nine days and nights later*
Hecate: Yo
Demeter: Have. You. Seen. My. Flipping. Daughter???
Hecate: *points at Helios* That douche did.
Helios: WHAT? Oh yeah the bigshot of the Underworld split the Earth in half and she fell in. *shrug*
Demeter: STOP CALLING HIM THE BIGSHOT OF THE UNDERWORLD!
*goes to Hades*
Demeter: YO BIGSHOT OF THE UNDERWORLD!
Hades: I thought you said not to call me that-
Demeter: How did you- UGH NVM GIMME PERSEPHONE BACK NOW
Hades: Nope.
Demeter: Why
Hades: She ate a seed. And because she ate a seed she has to remain here for half the year every year.
Demeter: DAMN SEED OMG-
*and tis why there is summer and winter cuz in winter Persephone is in the underworld so Demeter is like depressed and doesnt wanna grow things so like all the plants die and in the summer Persephone comes back and Demeter is happy and starts to grow things again*
Da end
Edit: For first time readers, my later scenarios are a lot funnier (in my opinion) the first few were just... test rounds I guess? Idk but this book will be updated regularly and I take requests :)
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
