happened a few hours after "I meet the Greeks" cuz it didn't take too long to travel to Egypt from Greece hehe
Me: *paddling along the Nile like a normal person*
Sobek: *pops outta nowhere* HI THERE :D
Me: GAH!
Hapi: *pops outta nowhere* HI THERE :D
Me: GEEZUS- DON'T DO THAT oh great i just quoted apollo didn't i
*later*
Horus: *in the distance* ANUBIS!!!
Anubis: *in the distance* WHAAAAAT!!!!
Horus: *in the distance* JUST WANT TO SAY HIIIIIIIII!!!!
Anubis: *in the distance* K!!!!
Osiris: *in the distance* WILL YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN????
Me: oh boy what's going on over there
*paddle paddle paddle*
*Osiris, Anubis and Horus are just sitting by the Nile on lawn chairs with sunglasses, coconut drinks with little umbrellas in them and leis*
Me:
Me: Um- why were you guys screaming so loud when yall are literally sitting directly next to each other??
Horus: Hm? Oh cuz we felt like it.
Anubis: Yeah
Osiris: Yeah
Me:
Me: Um alright then-
Me: Anyways I was bored so I decided to pay you guys a visit. Mind doing something funny for content?
Horus: Was the toilet papering of Set's house not funny enough?
Me: Nah I just need new-
Osiris: the WHAT
Horus: Um
Anubis: The toilet papering of BETH'S house. Yeah
Horus: Who the heck is- *Anubis elbows him* OW i mean yeah Beth's house.
Osiris: ok GOOD cuz if you DID toilet paper Set's house... oh boy he's gonna start the Contendings all over again
Horus:
Horus: Oh shoot-
Anubis: You done screwed up man, and now I'm low on toilet paper!
Me: Ha I ain't sticking around for the Contendings 2.0
Me: Chaow bois
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
