Ares:
Horus:
Ares and Horus: Hey there fellow war god!
Ares and Horus:
Ares and Horus: Woah that was weird.
Ares and Horus:
Ares and Horus: Dude.
Stop talking at the same time as me.
Stop.
STAWP!
IT'S NOT FUNNY DUDE!
WTF??!
I'm gonna say something totally random to break this paradox.
T u r t l e s.
BRUH SERIOUSLY? YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID DINOSAURS OR SOMETHIN??
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Anubis: Yo... wtf did I walk into...?
Ares and Horus: He won't stop talking at the same time as me!
*looks at each other*
It's YOU who won't stop!
NO ITS YOU!
GOD DAMN IT!
Anubis:
Anubis: Yeah imma let someone else deal with this...
Ares and Horus: AW C'MON MAN-!
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HumörThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
