***Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62's comment***
Aphrodite: *sees Hermes and Nike* SHIP.
Hermes: Wha-
Nike: Ship? Where? Did Poseidon sink it yet? Hey, there's no ocean nearby. WHAT SHIP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Aphrodite: You and Hermes. Nikmes.
Hermes:
Nike:
Hermes:
Nike:
Hermes and Nike: NO- *leaves*
Aphrodite: *cracks up*
*later*
Aphrodite: *sees Ares and Athena* SHIP. SHIP SHIP SHIP OF COURSE I WOULD SHIP THE TWO WAR GODS!!!
Aphrodite:
Aphrodite: WAIT NO SHIP! NO! NO! NO! Ares is MINE!!!
*later*
Aphrodite: *sees Eris and Hades* SHIP. Goddess of discord with the god of the Underworld? Pfft, yes.
Persephone: Excuse me who is this Eris girl?
Aphrodite: Just a goddess. You on board for Heris?
Persephone:
Persephone: Excuse me but I would like to kindly remind you that Hades is my husband.
Aphrodite:
Aphrodite: Oh right- DONT COME FOR ME! *runs*
*later*
Aphrodite: *sees Apollo and Artemis* SH- wait no. NO. NOPE. YOU'RE TWINS.
Artemis: *looks at Apollo* oh hell nah. *steps away* HELL NAH.
Apollo: EW! I'd be more likely to get with Rhea.
Aphrodite: :0
Aphrodite: Rheapollo!
Apollo:
Artemis: And this is why I'm single-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
הומורThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
