0-0 tbh im not even sure where im going with this book anymore-
Poseidon: Yeah I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
Hermes: I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
Apollo: I got the horses in the back, horse tack is attached
Hades: Hat is matte black, got the boots that's black to match
Dionysus: Riding on a horse HA you can whip your Porsche
Artemis: I been in the valley, you aint been off the porch now
Hera: Can't nobody tell me NOTHIN you cant tell me nothin
Zeus: Can't nobody tell me NOTHIN you cant tell me nothin
Poseidon: (puts on cowboy hat)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN-
Athena: *walks in*
Everybody: *freezes*
Athena:
Athena: What did I just walk into-?
Poseidon: DONT JUDGE US!
Athena: *hardcore judging*
YOU ARE READING
Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
