Zeus: Yo Boreas
Boreas: What
Zeus: Here, have a slushy :D
Boreas:
Boreas: Um wut
Zeus: C'mon I'm feelin kind today. Take it or else.
Boreas: I- alright?
Zeus: :D
*vanishes*
Boreas: How unexpected. Is it weird that I don't trust this? Hm. *yells* KHIONE!!!
Khione: *appears* omg dad no need to scream geez!
Boreas: You're the snow goddess. Slushies are kinda like flavored snow. Try it for me. *gives her the slushy*
Khione:
Khione: You're kidding right
Boreas: nah
Khione: Fineee
*drinks it*
Khione: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE!!!
Boreas:
Boreas: How does the goddess of snow get a brain freeze?
Zeus: AHAH IDK
Boreas: GEEZ-! Where did you come from?
Zeus: :D
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...