Anubis: Wepwawet
Wepwawet: What now? don't tell me you're gonna change your name again
Anubis: Nah i'm over that.
Wepwawet: ok GUD, so what?
Anubis: How would you feel if I got a doggo?
Wepwawet: Well don't you have Ammit already?
Anubis: Yeah but she's too... lion-y. And hippo-y. And crocodile-y. I want a normal doggo.
Wepwawet: Aight go and get one
Anubis: Really? THANKS BRO :D
*goes to the pet store*
Bastet: Hello there and welcome to the Ankh Pet Store! What could I get for you today?
Anubis: Yo uh have any doggos on sale?
Bastet: Yep! Over there, by the cats.
Anubis: Thanks dude
*goes to the dogs*
Anubis: AWWWWWWW I WANT THIS ONE! *points to the floofy brown one*
Bastet: Ok that'll be-
Anubis: *picks up the doggo and throws a bunch of cash on the counter* KEEP THE CHANGE BUDDY! THANKS! *runs back to Wepwawet with the doggo*
Wepwawet: You really went and got one.
Anubis: You thought I was kidding? *puts doggo down* AWW WHOS MY GOOD DOGGY? WHOS MY GOOD DOGGY? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!
Ammit:
Ammit:
Ammit:
Ammit: ????????????????????!!!
Wepwawet: Isn't it weird how he's part dog himself and he got a dog?
Anubis: *off to the side* IM NOT A DOG!!!
Wepwawet: Sorry, JACKAL. *to Ammit* But isn't it still weird?
Ammit: *blinks in yes*
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
