Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62 's comment, thx for leaving all these suggestions :D
Zeus: Bro I just got a great idea
Poseidon: oh no
Zeus: Let's get some of those Egyptian guys and play Truth or dare
Poseidon: :0 best idea you've had like ever
Zeus: >:0
Zeus: Was that an insult-
Poseidon: AHEM what? What insult i didnt say nothing UM OFF TO EGYPT WE GO BRO!
Zeus: YEAH BABY!
*in Egypt*
Osiris: Oh lookie more Greek people
Isis: What do they want now
Zeus: LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE WHOS IN?
Osiris: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Isis: *rolls eyes* I suppose..
*later*
*Zeus, Poseidon, Osiris, Horus, Anubis, Hermes, Dionysus, Isis, Bastet, Hathor, Aphrodite, Hecate and Demeter play*
Dionysus: Wait! There aint no party without these! *a bunch of wine and beer appears in his hand*
Isis: Oh my gosh
Horus: REMEMBER WHEN I CHUGGED LIKE TEN OF THOSE?
Hermes: AW HELL YEAH MAN
Anubis: Yeah don't do that again- you were drunk bouncing around Egypt for like five months
Bastet: Pfft the mortals were so confused
A/N do you guys ship Anubast? idk just wondering- now continuing the story
Horus: And don't even MENTION the hangover.. nevertheless! *chugs an entire bottle of beer*
Demeter: *after everyones had a lotta drinks* Alright let's start who's first?
Zeus:
Zeus: AHEM WHAT IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? OF COURSE IM FIRST IM ZEUS
Demeter: Alright alright geez
Zeus: Now who should I pick... ah ANUBIS! Thanatos's man! Truth or dare?
Anubis: DARE DO YOUR WORST!
Zeus: Give Osiris a piggyback ride.
Anubis: wHAT
Osiris: wHAT
Zeus: DO IT!
Anubis: UGH FINE
Osiris: *jumps on his back but then both of em totally collapse*
Anubis: Ow
Osiris: Is this his punishment or mine?
Anubis: ALRIGHT MY TURN HERMES TRUTH OR DARE
Hermes: mmmm truth
Anubis: Have you kissed anyone here
Hermes:
Hermes: *glances at Aphrodite who just happens to be standing next to Zeus*
Anubis: :0
Anubis: YOU KISSED ZEUS??
Hermes: WHAT NO-
Horus: OMG YOU KISSED ZEUS!!!!
Aphrodite: wait WAT
Hermes: NO-
Hathor: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!
Hermes: YOU DID???
Poseidon: HE ADMITS IT!
Hermes: WAIT NO-
Everyone: OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOHhhhHHHHHHHhhhh
Hermes: omg everyones so drunk-
Zeus: *too busy laughing to do anything about it*
YOU ARE READING
Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
