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Hermes: *walks up to Apollo* I'm-
Apollo: Bored?
Hermes: Yeah. Wait how'd u know?
Apollo: First of all, I'm the god of prophecy. I know things.
Apollo: Second of all, you're always bored when you talk to me.
Hermes: Accurate.
Hermes: But anyways, wanna play Guess Who Olympian Edition?
Apollo: Seriously? Am I a baby to you?
Hermes: Hey, babies can do amazing things! When I was a baby, I-
Apollo: stole all my cows. I remember.
Hermes: Dude I was hungry!
Apollo: Yeah, and I'm Zeus.
Hermes:
Hermes: Wait- are you?
Apollo: Bruh.
Hermes: Whatever, let's just play.
*after setting up*
Hermes: Hm...
Hermes: Is your mystery person cool?
Apollo: HECK YEAH BABY
Apollo: Is your mystery person cooler than mine?
Hermes: Yep.
Hermes: But judging by your confidence, I guess that your mystery person is... you?
Apollo: :0
Apollo: HOWD YOU KNOW? WAIT A SEC- WHO'S YOURS???
Hermes: Me.
Artemis: *in the distance* APOLLO!
Artemis: WHERE ARE YOU, DOLT? *walks into the room*
Apollo: *ignores* WAIT YOU SAID THAT YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME???
Hermes: Well duh.
Apollo: WHAT!
Hermes: Yuh
Apollo: Well that makes me hotter than you 😎
Hermes:
Hermes: I'd rather be cool than hot, thank you very much.
Artemis:
Artemis: *facepalms* Boys.
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
