Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62 's comment
So the Titans did not end up destroying the giants after the last Family gathering, so today Kronos was bored again and called ANOTHER family gathering, this time with the Olympians
Zeus:
Zeus: Um WHY did you call this meeting exactly?
Kronos: Cuz I miss ma fam 🥺
Hera: Um
Poseidon: You literally ate me.
Hera: And me.
Hestia: And me.
Demeter: And me.
Hades: *from down in the Underworld* AND ME!!!!!
Zeus: *smirks* You didn't eat me.
Kronos: Well-
Hermes: YOU ATE A ROCK THINKING IT WAS ZEUS! *bursts out laughing*
Ares: Is it because Zeus has a rock instead of a brain?
Zeus: wAT
Ares: Nvm-
Demeter: But seriously Kronos how did you even make that mistake-
Kronos: Well... on the bright side I hope yall had fun in my stomach :D
Poseidon: It was dark
Demeter: And smelly. Like dude, what have you been eating?
Artemis: His kids, apparently
Hermes: *nudges Apollo* Can you imagine what happened when he farted?
Apollo: It probably felt like a hurricane just ripped through.
Hermes:
Apollo:
Hermes and Apollo: *dies of laughter*
Hestia: Seriously tho Kronos how did you even think that a rock was a baby
Ares: I thought I said it was because Zeus had a-
Zeus: A R E S.
Ares: UH because Zeus DID NOT have a rock for a brain.
Zeus: Nice save.
Hestia: Kronos-
Kronos: omg will people just LET THAT GO
Everyone:
Everyone: Nah
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
