idea by kNGT_fringed_gentian i had fun brainstorming thank u!
Polybotes: :0 I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA
Porphyrion: *grunts*
Polybotes: What if we get all our giant bros and have a dance party?
Porphyrion: *grunts*
Polybotes: ooooookay I'll take that as a yes-
Porphyrion: *grunts*
*later*
Damasen: *yells over the club music* DUDE THIS IS GREAT
Alcyoneus: I KNOW RIGHT
Clytius: BROS LONG TIME NO SEE :D
*group hug*
ew i wanna get the picture of giants group hugging outta my mind-
Polybotes: *being the stressed party host* Ah ok so *sweats* IS EVERYONE HERE? PORPHYRION YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF THE GUEST LIST
Porphyrion: *grunts*
Polybotes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... wait how many bros do we have?? I swear we're missing one-
Orion: *getting dragged away by guards* C'MON GUYS I DIDNT MEAN TO BRING MY LETHAL WEAPONS!!
Polybotes: Ah there goes the last one.
Polybotes: Aight everybody's here, now we can do dance offs!
Polybotes: *into a megaphone* ATTENTION!!!! ITS DANCE OFF TIME!!!! FIRST MATCH UP IS ENCELADUS VERSUS PORPHYRION!
Porphyrion: *grunts*
*starts break dancing*
*falls*
*literally causes a 4.5 earthquake*
Gaea: *startles awake* What the-
*rises up to see what's going on*
Gaea: WHAT IN HADES IS GOING ON UP HERE???
Everyone: *freezes*
Polybotes: OH h-hi Gaea-
Gaea: YOU FOOLS INTERRUPTED MY PEACEFUL NAP WITH THIS STUPID PARTY!
Gaea: AND YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO INVITE ME.
Polybotes: u-um about that- this was supposed to be JUST for us giants- ya know like a family reunion? I got the idea from Kronos-
Gaea: AND YOU NEVER BOTHERED IN INVITE YOUR OWN MOTHER I SEE, POLYBOTES.
Gaea: YOU CLAIM THIS IS A FAMILY REUNION.
Gaea: YET I DONT SEE ALL OF YOUR BROTHERS HERE.
Polybotes: Ok Orion got kicked out because he was a safety hazard-
Gaea: YOU DIDNT INVITE ME!
Polybotes:
Polybotes: um want an ambrosia cupcake?
Gaea:
Gaea: Fine.
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
