Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62 's comment, thx for leaving all these suggestions :D
Dionysus: Hey, I'm looking for... Osiris?
Osiris: Wassup
Dionysus: Hey so uh I googled it and apparently you're my Egyptian counterpart.
Osiris:
Osiris: I don't see any resemblance. And I thought my counterpart was Hades.
Dionysus: I don't know ok it's just what came up on Google!
Osiris: fine fine now what did you come all the way to Egypt for?
Dionysus: You wanna throw a party? Like with you Egyptians and us Greeks? I just thought it would be-
Osiris: SAY NO MORE! LETS GET READY PAAAAAAARTAY! WOOO!
Dionysus: So there is a resemblance after all.
*during the party*
Anubis: I CAN BARELY HEAR ANYTHING OVER THIS SICK BEAT!
Thanatos: IKR!
Anubis: HEY MAN WANNA DANCE? YA KNOW AS BROS?
Thanatos: :0
Thanatos: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK BRO!
lmao bromance time
*meanwhile*
Horus: *chugging beer*
Ares, Dionysus, Osiris, Hermes and Sobek: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
Thoth: oh my GOSH HORUS! You're gonna be SO drunk after.
Hermes: Party pooper
Thoth: >:0
Thoth: I can't believe you're my "counterpart."
Hermes: Hey man I'm not happy about it either.
Thoth: >:(
Hermes: >:(
*meanwhile*
Khonsu: *playing poker* You will never beat me.
Nike: Says who? I am always victorious.
Khonsu: I am the best gambler Egypt has ever seen.
Nike: Hm... the story of Geb and Nut and why the year has 5 extra days says differently.
Khonsu: Oh it's on sweetheart. It. Is. On.
*meanwhile*
Bastet: Ooh
Aphrodite: What
Bastet: Who's that? *points to Apollo*
Aphrodite: Sunny.
Bastet: You have a god called Sunny?
Aphrodite: His real name's Apollo but he apparently changed it
Bastet: OoOoOoOoOoh~ Introduce me.
Aphrodite: Yes I ship it. Come on.
*meanwhile*
Zeus: WHO WANTS TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE?
Hera: *facepalms*
*Zeus, Hera, Hephaestus, Bes, Hathor and Iris play*
Bes: WHAT! I HAVE TO KISS ZEUS?
Iris: Ermahgerd.
*meanwhile*
Poseidon: Dude watch this. *makes the water jug explode while Hades is getting water*
Hades: AAARGH! WTF!
Wepwawet: PFFT-
Hades: DAMN IT POSEIDON! I KNEW I SHOULDA STUCK WITH AMBROSIA!
Horus: *drunk* What's Amber Rose-ia?
Thoth: Not Amber Rose, ambrosia.
Horus: OOOOH can i try it?
Poseidon: I'm not sure if it's good for Egyptians- oop there he goes.
Thoth: I swear I'm like his babysitter. *facepalms*
Wepwawet: Thoth you're like the all knowing guy now is ambrosia good for Egyptians? Cuz...
*they all look at Horus, who's eye was literally glowing so much it was brighter than the party lights as he shoves ambrosia down his throat*
Horus: I FEEL ENERGIZED! LIKE A FULL BATTERY! WHEEEEEEEE- *bouncing off the walls, literally*
Poseidon: I- full battery?? Weird comparison but ok
Wepwawet: With his eye like that I'm pretty sure he could be the disco ball and nobody would know the difference.
Thoth: Great! Now he's drunk and high on ambrosia.
*they watch hopelessly as Horus boings around the room*
Hades:
Hades: What did I just witness-
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Mythology Scenarios (FUNNY)
HumorThis is basically a book where I put all my funny scenarios of mythology. By that I mean like oneshots except with a new spin :D Some are actual myths in a nutshell, most are just the gods fooling around. a/n: prepare for cringe- I wrote this a lon...
