A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

New Friends, Bath, And Duel

Aqua: "Achoo! Cold...so cold...Somebody warm me up."

(Y/N): "Aqua, you're a goddess right?"

Aqua: "Of course! Are you thinking about joining the Axis Sect?"

(Y/N): "Not exactly. since you're a goddess, you're actually pretty old aren't you? Knit us some sweaters grandma."

Aqua: "Keep calling me old, and you'll receive a God Blow!"

(Y/N): "Don't you have cookies to bake or something?"

(Y/N) was laughing by now, but Aqua was ready to punch him. She got up and started to roll up her sleeve, but was startled by Kazuma.

Kazuma: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Y/N): "Jesus! What the hell is your problem?!"

Aqua: "What's with you?!"

Kazuma: "Don't you understand?! Darkness left to that noble's house last night and didn't come back yet! She's probably..."

(Y/N): "Our pure.....Our Darkness has been defiled!"

Kazuma, (Y/N), & Aqua: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

???: "Nyaa."

(Y/N) didn't hesitate to instantly scoop up the small cat that had just appeared. The cat was surprised at first, but settled in fairly quickly.

(Y/N): "Well ain't you just the cutest little thing!"

Cat: "Nyaa!"

The cat purred and nestled into (Y/N)'s arms.

(Y/N): "You're just a little furry ball of sunshine, ain't you?"

The cat rolled over in his arms, signaling where it wanted to be pet.

(Y/N): "And polite too! You're a fuzzy gentleman, yes you are!"

Kazuma and Aqua stared wide eyed at him. While scratching the cat's belly, he noticed them out of the corner of his eye.

(Y/N): "Ahem! I mean, look a cat."

Kazuma: "I...I don't know what to think."

Aqua: "You got totally mushy as soon the cat appeared."

(Y/N): "I know! I have a soft spot for pets, so what?! I'm still the same whiskey drinking son of a bitch I've always been!"

Kazuma: "Seriously, where'd this thing come from?"

(Y/N): "I don't know, and I don't really care. I'm naming him Stun Gun The Third."

Kazuma: "What the hell kinda name is that?"

Megumin appeared in the doorway.

Megumin: "Her name is Chomusuke, and she's my familiar."

(Y/N): "Chombo Combo it is."

Megumin: "She shouldn't cause much trouble."

Kazuma walked over and started petting Chomusuke.

Kazuma: "You wanna keep her?"

Megumin: "Is that alright?"

(Y/N): "I've only known Chomusuke for five minutes, but if anything happened to her, I'd kill whoever hurt her and then myself."

Kazuma: "I don't suppose it's an option not to now."

Aqua walked over and stretched her hand out, but Chomusuke scratched her.