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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

best black👯‍♀️
vix
i have a serious question

puppy🐕🖤
don't you mean Sirius?

enough with the puns
what is it eclipse?
and can't you see we're in a test?🤡

puppy🐕🖤
you finished in like twelve minutes stfu
i'm still stuck on number thirteen

appare vestigium

sister❤️
and the last one?

meotolojinx recanto

lion bitch🦁❤️
well shit
thanks
btw
sent one photo!
plz?

charm, counter-jinx, charm, hex, curse, and counter-charm
anyone else?

baby black🥺🖤
well i know that i'm writing this down
imma need it

blondie👯‍♀️
vix be smart like that

what can i say?
charms is my best subject
now the question?

best black👯‍♀️
right
ummm
you got a purple blade?
i'm feeling stabby

my moony🌙❤️
vixen for the love of all things gryffindor
DONT DO IT

just so happens sunny
i've got one in my bag
want it?

puppy🐕🖤
since when has this school become a violent place
i'm disappointed sunshine

no you're not
why?
because i gave you one last night
fucking dumbass

angel🥺❤️
you know
when they started dating i thought it was going to be all mushy and shit
they've been dating for two weeks and vixen's already throwing insults
i fucking love this

who said i stopped?

my moony🌙❤️
vixen
don't do it

so let me get this straight
you don't trust sunny with a knife
but you trust me and crookshanks with one?
or better yet
SIRIUS

puppy🐕🖤
HEY

wormy🐭✨
but is she wrong tho?

blondie👯‍♀️
^this

best black👯‍♀️
rem's built like that
so the blade?

after class
i'm not throwing it to you

my moony🌙❤️
why did you give the puppy a knife?🤡

i thought it would be fun
the look on his face tho 😩✊🏼
it was either horror or admiration

puppy🐕🖤
both
your collection is impressive and scary

lion bitch🦁❤️
she has more at home🤡

my moony🌙❤️
i'm gonna lose this argument huh?

baby black🥺🖤
yep
and she gave me one last week
it's very pretty
sent one photo!
oh shit
mcgonagall's coming this way

dumbass

angel🥺❤️
i want one

sister❤️
NO
you're a soul too pure for this world
vixen's satan
eclipse is her favorite demon

you want one alice?
i've got a white one for you

angel🥺❤️
👀

lion bitch🦁❤️
how come i never got one?

i barely trust you with the cloak
can you imagine the knife?🤡
it's bad enough you have a wand

sister❤️
you got a blue one?

yeh

sister❤️
can i?

sure!
again after class
it's in my holster
and i'm not lifting my skirt🤡

puppy🐕🖤
👀
👁👅👁

blondie👯‍♀️
bad padfoot🗞

wormy🐭✨
exactly how many knives do you have on you?🤡

four
i confiscated pad's knife

lion bitch🦁❤️
why?

he was toying with it
he almost cut his finger off

blondie👯‍♀️
well
we all know who wears the pants in this relationship
and it's not the mutt

my moony🌙❤️
i'll agree to you giving sunny the knife if you give me one

i was going to do it without your approval but okay then
color?

my moony🌙❤️
black

sent one photo!
take your pick

my moony🌙❤️
third one
payment?

mistress?

my moony🌙❤️
k then

puppy🐕🖤
did i just catch my girlfriend having an affair with my best friend?
oh the ironies

best black👯‍♀️
well yes and no
they're always together so🤷🏻‍♀️
it was a matter of time

baby black🥺🖤
well damn
remus is a mistress
the puppy just got kicked
this is great

dumbasses
all of you