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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
sometimes it amazes me how much my daughter and my wife are alike
they both fell asleep eating chicken nuggets

she's definitely my kid
oh btw
we're having twins
boy and girl
i'm so fucking scared

anka🌹
holy...
names?

puppy🐕🖤
polaris minerva black
anakin lex black

i wanted ares but he said no
and ares anakin or anakin ares is way too much

baby black🥺🖤
i'm yelling at anakin that i have the high ground once he's born
you have been warned

my moony🌙❤️
i am terrified for what's left of minnie's sanity...

best black👯‍♀️
you two missed a golden opportunity to name them luke and leia

sister❤️
i'm naming my cat leia

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm a dog person speckles

playboy🙄🐍
i didn't know that i was a dog💀

oh my god

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm a cat person

we know

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
and in more ways than one

angel🥺❤️
i just got that...
oh my god

i'm changing my son's name
reg and siri are currently reenacting ROTS

lion bitch🦁❤️
who has the high ground?

anka🌹
jade
she jumped on the sofa and transfigured one of the cushions into a lightsaber
yelled "ITS OVER BLACKS I HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! TRY ME!"
siri collapsed on the ground and the dog is currently biting his jeans
this house has gone into chaos
andy is now playing with the lightsaber

sister❤️
and harry just banged his head on a table with the toy broom

playboy🙄🐍
blaise is throwing toy bricks at me

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
neville's asleep
i think he's the only calm baby here

my daughter's a toddler
SHES FUCKING THREE

baby black🥺🖤
i'm so scared
andy just said shit

SHE DID WHAT
SIRIUS ORION BLACK THE THIRD

best black👯‍♀️
RUN BITCH
RUNNNNNNN

blondie👯‍♀️
👁👄👁
🍷🍿🤏🏼
continue

my moony🌙❤️
dude
andy repeats everything 😭
anka once said that her vagina has been split open and she's bleeding an ocean
and andy was saying vagina for like a week

puppy🐕🖤
the reason i said shit is because of this

puppy🐕🖤the reason i said shit is because of this

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shit...

anka🌹
oh my god

blondie👯‍♀️
i take a nap
and what do i find when i wake up?
someone having the high ground and wormtail dead

lion bitch🦁❤️
oh...
marauders?

my moony🌙❤️
...
oh

playboy🙄🐍
marauders
want me to take the kids?

no
i'm fine
peter who?

sister❤️
oh god
not this again

no speckles
i'm not joking
he tangled with the wrong crowd and it got him killed

puppy🐕🖤
he made andy cry when he left
she's been completely inconsolable for months
uncle peter was her favorite
so ykw
fuck it
idfc

best black👯‍♀️
you can't just erase the memories guys

lion bitch🦁❤️
fucking watch us
jade's and expert in that
and so am i
so who was he again?

idk bam bam
i just remember a rat

angel🥺❤️
that's
not healthy...

my moony🌙❤️
let them have their moment
the crash will come soon
we let them do this, the crash is not as hard
especially for vixen

i want a drink
but i'm pregnant
can i smoke weed when pregnant?

playboy🙄🐍
no drugs
no alcohol
no nothing
and you quit weed when andy was born

true...
fml
i'm taking a nap
bye ✌🏼

my moony🌙❤️
she's such a fucking mood
i love it

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