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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

ginger
what did mcgonagall tell the lot of you?

lily
give us a break
please

ginger
no way, sirius
because it's our turn

my bitch🦌
evans please
not now
i spent the last four hours crying my eyes out to five different people
and one of them hates my ass rn

stupid cat🐱
can we blame her?
NO
now spill
and i want the truth
or else i'm calling minnie myself

she was pissed
real pissed
after ten minutes of her just glaring at us and james on his knees sobbing
she snapped
called us bumbling band of baboons but we all know that she wanted to call us idiots
she scolded us one by one
james and i got it the worst tho.

sunny🌞
what did she tell you both?

my bitch🦌
long story short
pretty much called me the worst brother in existence
as if i didn't already know that

prodigal son🖤
word for word, james

my bitch🦌
"if you seriously think that she's going to forgive you just because you're her twin, think again. in all my years of teaching and dealing with siblings i have never witnessed the bond you two have. but i also have never witnessed how little you care for her, james. how could you let it come to this?"
after that i couldn't listen properly over the sounds of me sobbing and my heart shattering

the sane one🐺
how is she?

stupid cat🐱
as if we'd tell you dumbasses

prodigal son🖤
she's with me
that's all you need to know

can you tell her to look at my messages for a sec?

prodigal son🖤
no

bitch

sunny🌞
sirius orion black the third
you broke her
it's a miracle she hasn't dumped your ass yet

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET!?
IM STILL HURTING FROM WHAT MINNIE TOLD ME
NO NO NO
ILL START CRYING AGAIN
I CANT LOSE HER

stupid cat🐱
then give her a valid reason to not dump you
because if you want me to be completely honest
i told her to dump all of your asses
especially you, sirius
she deserves better than you

i know, marlene
there's no need to remind me
because i know
i don't deserve her
neither of us do
but i can't lose her

prodigal son🖤
give her a reason then
a reason to trust you again
she didn't break up with you because she loves you
she just left the hospital wing
and i'm taking her for dinner in hogsmeade
i don't want her near the likes of you boys rn

she likes her butterbeer warm with extra ginger
and she loves it when rosie puts ginger flakes in the foam
if it's not warm, she won't drink it
she also likes putting some foam on her nose for some odd reason
it makes her laugh
and she looks cute like that
sent a photo!
sent two videos!
see?

prodigal son🖤
if i wasn't pissed at you
i'd call you a simp

the sane one🐺
she also likes going to honeydukes before you guys head back

yeah
she does
licorice wands are her favorite
but if she's on her period then cauldron cakes are the way to her heart
but if her cramps are really bad then get her some chocolate frogs
she likes the way they have one good jump in them
it makes her smile
and she always buys some beans to prank us and the girls

sunny🌞
how do you know all this?

i actually pay attention to her
despite what you people think...
i've noticed these things since first year

ginger
reg
is she with you?

prodigal son🖤
no
i told her to stay put while alice brought her some clothes
i'm getting her flowers
i'm spoiling her today
frank was with her before i came up
she was crying...
real bad

ginger
okay
i'm omw up to see her

her favorites are roses and sunflowers, reg

my bitch🦌
she likes putting the roses in her hair if she's wearing a braid
she likes yellow or red roses

stupid cat🐱
yellow?

yeah
yellow is the color of happiness
she's not all dark yk?🤡

ginger
we never said she was
it's just kinda surprising
also
now frank is pissed at the four of you🤷🏻‍♀️
his exact words were
"those four better sleep with one eye open tonight. nobody makes jade cry and survives"
make of that what you will

wormtail🐭
looks like you girls don't know her as well as we do

prodigal son🖤
okay but peter brought the sass rn

prodigal son🖤okay but peter brought the sass rn

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these okay?

perfect actually...

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
all she has are oversized hoodies
the fuck?🤡

those are mine actually
she doesn't own any hoodies
all of those hoodies are mine
her clothes are by the bottom i think

ginger
she's getting impatient
corvus
get the black outfit with the fishnets

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
speckles
THEYRE ALL BLACK
wait no
just saw a white one
THAT ONE IS SO CUTE

stupid cat🐱
she has a purple skirt somewhere

sunny🌞
she won't wear it because she doesn't want it to stain
so either the black one with the chains
or the ripped jeans with a sweater since she's prob bloated
and why are we talking about this here?
these idiots don't deserve to know shit rn

ginger
good point
bye dumbasses
we're going to fix your mess
as usual
we'll scold you after reg leaves with vixen to hogsmeade
brace yourselves
none of us queens are feeling nice😌

thanks for the warning ig

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