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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

stupid cat🖕🏼
so here's the thing
there i was
just minding my own stupid business as per usual
AND SIR NICHOLAS HAD THE AUDACITY TO WALK THROUGH ME AND MADE ME FALL ON MY ASS IN FRONT OF DORCAS
RIGHT WHEN I WAS WORKING THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT

sunny🌞
the absolute audacity

ginger
what did you do?

stupid cat🖕🏼
BITCH WHAT THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!?
I FUCKING LEFT ALL EMBARRASSED AND SHIT
ISTG
next time i see him
he's going to be completely headless

that way he can finally compete in the scavenger hunt

stupid cat🖕🏼
WHAT
NO
FUCK THAT
HE DOESNT DESERVE IT
ILL LEAVE HIM NEARLY HEADLESS
FUCK THAT SHIT

sunshine💚☀️
oh my-
DUDE
YOU COULDVE MADE THAT MORE DRAMATIC
YOU COULDVE FALLEN INTO HER ARMS LIKE A SMOOTH BITCH AND TAKE THE SHOT
OR A CHEESY PICK UP LINE TO MAKE HER LAUGH
UGHHHHHHHH

my bitch🦌
yeah because you would've done the same

sunshine💚☀️
ummm no
but i know pad's would've done it

👁👄👁

sunshine☀️💚
btw
NEVER leave reg alone with his roommates

sunshine☀️💚btw NEVER leave reg alone with his roommates

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this happens

prodigal son🖤
ITS THE YEET YEET

wormtail🐭
it's the fake tattoos for me

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
it's the colored hair for me

the sane one🐺
i am not even going to ask

sunshine💚☀️
it's best if you don't
btw
i'm going to go study for a while these assholes are going to practice

reg
don't you have practice today?

prodigal son🖤
tomorrow
james rented the pitch before nott had the chance too
thanks for that because i siriusly don't want to catch a snitch today
i'm too tired

longass🍑
the sirius jokes shall never die

they never will

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sunshine💚☀️
we've got a bit of a problem...

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