The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
DIDI
I MISS YOU
COME BACK HOME

i'm literally omw to go see you
dumbass
btw
pads
i'm taking the motorcycle🤠

puppy🐕🖤
WHAT
NO
WHAT

SORRY
CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME, SUNNY AND REG LEAVING THE DRIVEWAY

baby black🥺🖤
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anka🌹
good
you three are on your way
i can't stand twenty more minutes with james

sister❤️
the way she stormed off with corvus to starbucks

lion bitch🦁❤️
you say that as if it was my fault

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
so now sirius needs a ride
thanks jade
and what happened?

blondie👯‍♀️
prongs started singing fergalicious
in front of everyone
just to piss off anka
AND WE'RE IN PUBLIC

my moony🌙❤️
i fear for my life
wait
if you lot are going to get her dress
why are reg and prongs with you

anka🌹
james wants to see the dress
he wants to make sure it's 'cinderella enough' 🙄
i still prefer a mermaid dress tbh

puppy🐕🖤
👁👅👁

keep it in your pants

wormy🐭✨
YOURE DRIVING A MOTORCYCLE
STOP TEXTING

✨gas station✨
REG
GET ME SOME OJ

baby black🥺🖤
anything else?

best black👯‍♀️
snickers

lion bitch🦁❤️
WHY IS AZRIEL ZABINI HERE
JADE AMELIA POTTER ALMOST BLACK

angel🥺❤️
he's decorating
he says he's following an aesthetic
i don't even know anymore

he took his job way to siriusly

sister❤️
but your parents' backyard has never looked better

lion bitch🦁❤️
if i have to give him that
who's bright idea was it to hire him anyways?🙄

blondie👯‍♀️
MINE
why?
BECAUSE US LADIES PRACTICALLY PLANNED THE ENTIRE WEDDING
SO GUESS WHAT POTTER
IF I SAY WE GET AZRIEL ZABINI TO DECORATE
WE HAVE AZRIEL ZABINI DECORATE POTTER MANOR

anka🌹
do you have eye for decor?
I DONT THINK SO

lion bitch🦁❤️
reg?
you here?
i need help with all the estrogen

sister❤️
and we need help with your testosterone

blondie✨
that's why
✨ladies✨

my moony🌙❤️
idk if i should laugh or what

wormy🐭✨
i laughed...

puppy🐕🖤
so are you guys coming to pick me up so i can get my tux or am i just gonna sit here on the porch looking like an idiot

best black👯‍♀️
i prefer the second one
please do the second one
AND WHY IS THERE NO PARKING

anka🌹
park by the starbucks
it's like a block and a half away