The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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lion bitch🦁❤️

how's wedding planning going?

exhausting
it's like i can't catch a break with this
how are things back home?

mum's about to have a fit due to the amount of testosterone in this house
she misses you
so does dad

i miss home too
azriel and crookshanks stopped by?

yeah
gazebo's looking pretty nice
but zabini said that i can't show you until he's done

yeah
he told me the same thing
he's been a huge help with this

you sure he's straight?

he's not dumbass
he's pan remember?

oh yeah
forgot
sorry

how's snuffles doing?
the girls won't even let me talk to him for five minutes

currently he's playing cod with frank because he doesn't want a bachelor party
he cried last night
like real bad

why?
cold feet?
he wants to back out?
what?

calm down
no need to get anxious
he just couldn't believe that in two days he's gonna marry you
that's all

awwwwww🥺
now i wanna cry too

well don't

RuDe

yeah yeah whatever
speaking of anxiety
the new potions working??
cause reg says that his are working like a charm for now

yeah
at least for now
the girls have been a huge help with the wedding
because if not
i would be a crying mess on the floor

we know
it's a miracle you haven't gone full bridezilla on us

why would i?
the second i made speckles maid of honor she went ahead and took care of practically everything

she's gonna be a total bridezilla when i marry her

HOLD UP
WHEN!?
NOT IF!?
WHEN!?

yeah?
didi
i spent seven years trying to get the girl of my dreams
you really think i'm not going to marry her?🙄
fucking dumbass

i know that dumbass
it's just
we never talked about this

well yeah
i plan on marrying lily
just gotta pick my moment

do it on saturday!
at the reception!

no way
that's your big day
i'm not gonna go barging in and taking the spotlight from you like i always did

you never took the spotlight from me dumbass

i did when we were kids🤡

never noticed

your introverted self never does

how come we're polar opposites and yet exactly the same?

idk
probably has to do with the fact that we bring out the best and worst of each other

maybe🤷🏻‍♀️

btw
how you feeling?
that's something we haven't talked about
and i want the truth
not the usual "i'm fine" or "i'm perfectly okay"
because i know you're freaking out rn