The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

i am a very firm believer that time is an illusion
what even is time?

best black👯‍♀️
bunny
we're doing a herbology exam
CANT THIS WAIT?

i need help with the last two pages
i fell asleep last night while doing the review

lion bitch🦁❤️
i told you to come study in our dorm

you people are loud af

angel🥺❤️
sent five photos!
that's the entire test
you're welcome

baby black🥺🖤
not me saving that to my camera roll rn

corvus
you are a godsend
i love you

blondie👯‍♀️
at this rate i might actually pass herbology
why did i take this at a NEWT level again?

i'm asking myself the same question
sprout hates my ass🤡

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
that's what happens when you throw devil snare at your brother

in my defense
he was pissing me off

lion bitch🦁❤️
i always am for some odd reason

blondie👯‍♀️
he's built like that
OI MOONY
YOU CAN LOOK AT ALICE'S TEST BTW
she's the one saving our sorry asses in this class🤡

my moony🌙❤️
throw an ink bottle one more time at me, mckinnon
i fucking dare you

best black👯‍♀️
who pissed in your pumpkin juice

ugh
pumpkin juice🤢

baby black🥺🖤
why don't you like pumpkin juice, jade?

puppy🐕🖤
because in third year she was sick
prongs gave her some pumpkin juice and she threw it up

that and the fact that hogwarts is the school of pumpkins and all its variety
istg if i see a pumpkin pie one more time
i'm killing myself

my moony🌙❤️
can i join?

best black👯‍♀️
same here

sure ig
i'm getting romeo and juliet vibes rn
i hate it

baby black🥺🖤
can i too?
death is like a sweet release instead of dealing with my mother all summer

regulus arcturus black
no

baby black🥺🖤
PLEASE

NO

baby black🥺🖤
i hate my life

same here and you don't see me complaining
also
JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
ISTG
THIS IS MY LAST CLEAN UNIFORM
ID KILL YOU IF SPROUT DIDNT HATE MY ASS AND FLITWICK TOLD ME THAT I CANT KILL YOU

blondie👯‍♀️
they don't play flitwick enough for this job

baby black🥺🖤
what did he do now?

puppy🐕🖤
flicked some ink onto her tie and shirt
and almost spilled the bottle all over her skirt🤡
prongs is a dead man