It all started with inserting our account usernames into Genshin Impact OC generator website. The results are ridiculous, we laughed at each other. The next day, the jokes had gone too far. My brother and I woke up at Starsnatch Cliff.
[From the previous chapter, let's just assume that the two characters did change into Hetalia clothes. Yes, it's weird but hey, no Genshin Impact fanfic had done that, right? I always welcome unique ideas. Why Hetalia? Apparently, my online friend from a dead server likes Hetalia. I- kinda miss Mango SUPREMACY (his/her username in discord). Their hair and eyes are black, so they will look like siblings. However, because of the 'gender' result from that web, the sister will appear more masculine and the brother will look more feminine. Poor them. Despite that, their real gender did not change.]
*Sha!*
We spied the first Hilichurls camp that we encounter behind the bush. Hopefully, they won't notice us. "Jackpot. No Mitachurls, Samachurls or any element archer Hilichurls. Perfectly safe. Even better, they have a chest behind them. However, it's most likely to be a common chest." I stated my report.
"We're not OP, have no weapons, visions or Mora. This is a good start. After we got our hands on some common chest, maybe we can afford the two star weapon sold in Mondstadt. Even better, we could bought all of the two star artifacts." My brother concludes before standing up. "I'll go approach them. You stay here and stay on guard. Don't rush, or they will think of us as enemies."
"Got it." So that's why they were alarmed when I did my first language exchange quest with the Hilichurls. I ran towards them in game! In the end I failed that commission! I huffed in frustration as I observe my brother approaching the Hilichurls.
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[Chongyun wasn't there. This is just a reference.]
"Ya! (Human!)"
"Olah! Mi Odomu! (Hello! Me friend!)"
"Ya Odomu? (Human friend?)"
"Yoyo domu dada! (Your dance great!)"
"Mosi mita! (*Happy*)"
I rubbed my eyes. No matter how I look at it, he's dancing with the Hilichurls. "Wtf bro."
After some time, they finally stop dancing. One of them is holding its own stomach, probably hungry or something. "Yoyo buka guru-guru? Mi movo mosi! (Your stomach rumbling? Me bring food!)" My brother took out a bag of Sunsettia fruits that we 'plucked' earlier.
"Mosi mita! Ya odomu dada! (*Happy* Human friend great!)" The Hilichurls said, and they started dancing again. I spectate the scene with a blank face, not able to comprehend what the actual frick I'm seeing. Maybe... maybe if I just turn around and ignore them, I'll treat as if the situation never happened. Just chillin' by sitting under a green shady tree-
"Sis, I'm back-"
"Aaaah!" My brother's sudden precense shocked me. "Brother! What the heck are you doing?! I know you think stealth is cool and all but don't test it out on me! And why did you even thinking of joining them dancing?"
