It all started with inserting our account usernames into Genshin Impact OC generator website. The results are ridiculous, we laughed at each other. The next day, the jokes had gone too far. My brother and I woke up at Starsnatch Cliff.
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Author-san intensely staring at her phone, not so patiently waiting the loading bar to hit 100%. Half a minute passed and it's still stuck at the middle of the Geo element symbol. A minute then passed, nothing changes.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" After screaming like Beta Aether, author-san threw her phone to the sofa. At least she still has self-consciousness not to destroy her own phone.
Alastor: Um- Author-san? Are you listening? (╬ >皿<)
Author: Huh? Oh, yeah. What was it? (+_+)
Alastor: WhAt you- you shittykawa! ╰（‵□′）╯
Author: Is that an insult? Bruh, you need better inspirations. And I'm not Oikawa (¬_¬ )
Vranz: *stares the starry void around him* (.______.)
Author: Ahem! As you know, Omake is about asking characters questions. BUT! I'm opening a chance for you two to ask me. Only Genshin related (○｀ 3′○)
Alastor:... Why is my username 'Alastor?' (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Author: Alastor means man's defender generally. Now, don't think of anything weird. When old people says 'man' they probably refers to humanity, knowing their complex (in the past, everyone thinks man is superior). So you get Humanity's Defender. Another meaning is an avenging deity or spirit, the masculine personification of Nemesis, frequently evoked in Greek tragedy- uh, yeah. How I found this name and became some sort of nerd to tell you all of this? Well... HAZBIN HOTEL （*゜ー゜*）
Alastor: You named me after a demon?!! w(ﾟДﾟ)w
Author: I mean, the name is cool. Here, I even saved a fanart of him! ο(=•ω＜=)
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Alastor: I- You-! *Cannot get angry because he's hot* (>﹏<)
Vranz: How about my username? <( ￣^￣)>
Author: Uh... Your username doesn't have a meaning. Nothing. Even background characters' name has meaning. If I must say... yours is very... UNIQUE. ( ˘v˘ )
Vranz: ... (°ロ°)
Author: Ahem! Anything else? ♪('▽｀)
Alastor: When did you first play Genshin Impact and what AR are you now?
Author: Since February 2021, during Xiao's banner. Now I'm AR 55 (14th July 2021). Meh, this is boring. Ask something else. (￣へ￣)
Vranz: Who is your main?
Author: I main Tartaglia! \(•ω•)/ TAR-TAR-TAGLIA Lover of Snezhnayan queen!~
Vranz: Oh shoot. Here we go again... ≡(▔﹏▔)≡
Alastor: How many five stars you have? (⊙_(⊙_⊙)_⊙)
Author: For weapons, I have Skyward Spine and Amos Bow. Both from Standard Banner. As for characters, I have Jean, Keqing, Tartaglia, Diluc and Klee. (っ °Д °;)っ
Vranz: Huh? Why are you crying? ⊙﹏⊙∥
Author: BECUZ DILUC RUINED MY PITY FOR ZHONGLI! (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')
Vranz: *Whisper* Pssst! Keep yourself together Author-san! Readers are reading! (；′⌒')
Author: *Sobs* I- I think I'm ok now. Really. Uh- maybe not. I can deal with one more question at least.〒▽〒
Alastor: I've been thinking for a while. Author-san. Did you... bought Jean's skin during 1.6? (o_o)
Author: (⚆_⚆) !!!
Alastor: ... 눈_눈
ゴゴゴゴ !!!
BONUS!
Heh. Wow! You really did read made it this far, comrade! For reading this book so far, Author-san bestowed you a reward.
