South Park Oneshots (COMPLETED)

Its mine kahl {kyman}

Cartmans pov

I pace around Kyle. he tied up in a chair.

"LET ME GO WIZARD FATASS!!" Kyle shouts

"I will kahl. when you finally Give up the stick of truth!!"

"I dot have it!!" I chuckle to myself. I stop pacing and grab my staff. I put the end right on his face.

"Don't lie to me kyle. the stick Is mine" he glares at me

"I'm NOT lying"

I turn away from him. I've got his wepon. butters is also guarding him. he's there just in case. princess kenny is outside the tent with doughbag.

"I would stop struggling kyle.. I've got the place guarded." I say. he blushes.

"Stan and the bard will be here soon. they'll kick your ass!" He says.

You know what weird? I know he has the stick. before I kidnapped him I saw him put it in his robe pocket. I can't just take it from him. it's now against the rules. I have to distract him.

I grab his wepon. I start to bend the metal.

"No!! That's my dad's best club!!" He says.

"Give up the stick kahl."

"Never."

"Huh, so you lied you do have the stick!!" He blushes again.

"So what if I do? You can't take it from me. you have to distract me. you never will." he's right. it takes a lot to distract him.

"Butters!" I call. he turns to me

"Y-yes wizard?" He asks

"Come here." he nods slowly moving over here.

When in hearing distance I grab his arms bringing him closer.

" how can I distract kahl?" I demand quietly. butters whispers something to me.

"Will it work?" I ask a little shocked at what he saud. he nods.

"Try it." he god back over to his post. I approach Kyle and kneel down in front of him so were on eye level.

I slowly lean forward. Kyle looks confused. u can't believe I'm about to do this. I capture Kyles lips with mine. he freezes. I quickly swipe the stick. I put in my rope pocket. I get up and untie kyle. I throw him put of the tent. I look at butters

"Got it."

"Good job Eric!!" He says smiling.

"CARTMAN!!" Kyle yells

"I TOLD YOU KAHL THE STICK IS MINE!!"

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:3
Really liked this one. what has been your favourite oneshot so far?
I can't decide between sparks mikexpete or this one

CYA LATER NERDZ!