*everyone wakes up in school*
Lamb: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Kyle: OOO!! LEARNING IS FUN!!
Kenny: wonder if there's hot teachers
Cartman: *goes back to sleep*
*halfway through the day in scribe class*
Tweek: *writing Craig's name on the desk so he gets in trouble* lol I'm so evil
Lamb: *texting cartman*
Cartman: *texting lamb*
Lamb: WHY DIDNT I get YOUR MASS TEXT?! *jumps on table*
Stan: *flips table* IM IN YOUR CONTACT
Mr Minns: STANLEY!!!
Stan: what about lamb?!
Mr Minns: she's a girl so fuck off and she's smexy~
Kyle: IM SMEXY TOO!!
Mr Minns: Um no. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Craig: ILL REPORT YOU!!
Mr Minns: whatever pretty boy
Craig: huh. guess I am pretty *looks in mirror* hello handsome!!
Tweek: pffffffffft *now drawing a love heart with craigxpetunia in*
Lamb: *sees Tweeks heart. Jumps on his table* WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PETUNIA BITCH RUINING MY SHIPS
Tweek: my dad
Lamb: *gets of table* oh okay
Mr Minns: out.
Lamb: eh?
Mr Minns: OUT
Lamb: FUCK NO
Mr Minns: *pulls out knife*
Lamb: *pulls out cleaver*
Mr Minns: *pulls out pistol*
Lamb: *pulls out shotgun*
Kenny: WHERE ARE YOU PULLING THIS OUT OF
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This is a preview for a new book I'm writing called South Park school!!! It follows kyle, stan, kenny, Craig, tweek, cartman and lamb to school everyday!! Check it out if your interested.
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South Park Oneshots (COMPLETED)
同人小說A mixture of oneshots. Included: - Ships (BoyxBoy, GirlxGirl, BoyxGirl) - X Readers - OC inserts
