South Park Oneshots (COMPLETED)

(Lambxeric) conformist side P2

Lambs pov

"It's not that simple Stan!!"

"Yeah, it actually is. it was simple for me and wendy"

"Cause you've been on and off since 4th grade!!"

"Lamb, all you have to do is ask him out"

Yes it am telling Stan about my crush. don't blame me. he's my cousin and I'm like the sister he never had.

"It wasn't easy for kyle." Stan face palms

"Well your. Not asking out someone of the same gender are you?" True.

"But-"

"No buts, just ask him."

"It's Eric cartman!!"

"So? He does have a soft side you know. like you do."

"Whhhaaaaat? What soft side?!" I shout folding my arms

"Conformist side."

"How do you know about her?!"

"It's a she?"

Ugh, I stomp out of the living room and ink my bedroom. I slam the door and decide to watch death note.

~a few hours later~

"Lamb!!"

"What Sarah?!"

"A kid wants to speak to you!"

"Ugh, fine!" I pause death note and head out of my dark bedroom into the light hallway

I walk down the stairs and stop. my heart starts to beat faster. Eric cartman is standing in my door way.

"Hi Eric!" I smile at him.

"Hey lamb, I wanted to ask you something."

"Come to my bedroom. I don't like nosey people." I say glaring at mum and Sarah

"Well fuck," mum mumbles

I open my door and cartman walks in. he looks around.

"I've never been in here before." I blush.

"Well, what do you think?"

"It's cool, but what that?" He asks pointing at ryuk on my screen. I gasp

"You don't know what death note is?!" Eric chuckles

"Your cute."

"W-WHAT?! IM NOT CUTE!!"

"Yeah you are. I want it ask, will you go out with me?"

Conformist side: YES YES YES YES OMG HES SO FUCKING HOT I COULD DO DIRTY STUFF TO HIM

goth side: FUCK HIM, ITS SO CONFORMIST. HES A JUSTIN BEIBER WANNA BE ANYWAY.

"YES!!" I hug him. he smiles

"Hey Eric where are we go-" his lips meet mine in a soft kiss.

I've wanted this for so long!

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This is the 59th part!! OMFG!! Longest book I've got! suggest some ships or nerdxsouthparker!

CYA LATER NERDZ!