Catilyn a pov
Kyle has my eyes covered
"Okay, you better not be taking me to a sex chamber."
"W-what?! No!!"
"Better not me a basement were you'll torture me."
He's leading me to were our date is.
"Nope."
I'm trying to guess where es taking me
"Petting zoo?" I ask hopefully
"Seriously?"
"Fine not a- Whao!!" Kyle uncovered my eyes.
"It's perfect!!" There's a picnic basket as a red and white checked blanket.
"Take a seat." he say and I sit down on The blanket. I twirl a strand of hair around my finger.
"You wants a drink?" I nod smiling and he passes me a can of coke
"Classy." I say opening the can and drinking some. he smiles
"Why thank you my lady." I stick my pinky on the air
"Absolutely splendid!! How did you afford this deli pus beverage?" Kyle am grabs his own can
"I sell hardcore drugs."
"Thug life!!"
"Why you see I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life choose me!"
"Okay so Kyle broflovski, the nerdiest nerd ever Is now the king of thugs?"
"Yeah and Stan's the queen." I laugh at that. I snort again. I blush
"That's so cute!!" He hugs me and I nearly spill coke everywhere.
"Jesus Kyle!! Calm down!!" He blushes.
"Hehe sorry. your just too cute!"
I smile "your cuter." he offers me some food and I obviously say yes eating the sandwiches he's brought.
"Yum!!"
"Yeah, store bought are always awesome!" I laugh
"True dat, true dat!"
"I G G Y"
"Tell me who dat, who dat?"
"Okay we are terrible!!" Kyle says. I laugh and fall against kyle. he smiles.
"You know, I've liked you for a while." Kyle says
"I've liked you for longer"
"Wanna bet?"
Kyle laughs an after more talking, laughing, eating and drinking we have to go home. my mother has strict rules about curfew.
"Can we do this again some time?" I ask Kyle. he nods eagerly
"Of course! here's my number." we trade numbers an he leaves {don't Worry about the picnic stuff }
I fist bump. I have kyles number!! I have kyles number!!
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It's super late and I just wanted to get these chapters out. I'm sorry If they sucked ass.
But over 60 parts!?!? That's amazing!! Suggest the next one shot!! Or nerdxsouthparker or x reader!
CYA LATER NERDZ
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South Park Oneshots (COMPLETED)
FanfictionA mixture of oneshots. Included: - Ships (BoyxBoy, GirlxGirl, BoyxGirl) - X Readers - OC inserts
