"SHENANIGANS!" I hear Tom yell out, before laughing for a second. "I want my shit back!"
"What are you talking about Tom? I have nothing of yours."
"Lies! You have my diamonds, iron and gold! I want it back!"
"I don't have them."
"trrrrrrriiiaaaaaaaallllllll!" He yells out, rolling the 'r'.
"TRIAL?!" Tucker says, surprised. "Who? Quix?"
"She stole my diamonds! Trrrriaaaaalllll!"
"Fine. Just staph yelling. Your deafening my only fans." I blow a kiss at the camera before frowning. I throw the items back at Tom before sighing. I leave teamspeak before smiling. "I think we need a hype." I say, before starting up Sandstorm. "Why so darude Tom?" I say to myself before hyping it up. I run around farming before seeing Wag flying above me. I type in chat, can I help you??
Waglington: Come with me.
Quixiotic: Naaaaah I'm good
He swoops down before hitting me with a sword, almost one shotting me, even with armor.
Quixiotic: Duuuuude noooo
Waglington: COME
Quixiotic: Nooooo
I run away at full sprint before falling down a hole. DAMN IT!
Waglington: COME OR YOU WILL SUFFER DEATH
Quixiotic: I dare you
He swoops down before killing me with another hit. "SHIT! Damn it! He has everything!" I respawn and see Your bed has been missing or obstructed. "Fucking Wag? Does he have a stick up his ass or something?" When the game loads, I find myself in a all bedrock cage, except for a block with iron bars in it. "what the fuck is going on?"
I join teamspeak again before hearing Sparklez. "RIP."
"Is this how you guys treat newbies?"
"What?"
"I literally was killed by Waglington and now im in a bedrock cage. Seriously. The fuck?"
"What?"
Waglington: Dianite doesn't exist
Waglington: Say it with me. Dianite doesn't exist.
Quixiotic: Um...yes he does
"Um....can someone at least help me?"
Waglington: Dianite doesn't exist
Quixiotic: Um...yeah he does Wag
Waglington: Lies. You are delusional
Waglington: You will stay here until you realize that.
Fuck.
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So, is Dianite real or not? Is Wag just insane?
#TeamDianiteevenifheisntreal
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A Match Made in Mianite - A Tom Cassell Fan-Fiction
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