𝐸𝒩𝒟 𝐻𝐼𝒮 𝑅𝐸𝐼𝒢𝒩~ 𝒜 𝑅𝒪𝑀𝒜𝒩 𝑅𝐸𝐼𝒢𝒩𝒮 𝐹𝒜𝒩𝐹𝐼𝒞𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩

66; Challenge

challenge• a call to take part in a contest or competition, especially a duel.

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"And on Wednesday me and you will fly out to Texas." Roman said, going over his and Luciana's schedule for Wrestlemania.

"Okay," Luciana nodded. "Jose and every one are coming on Tuesday."

Roman zipped up his suitcase. "Sounds good. What time do we have to shoot that YouTube video for WWE?"

She looked at her watch. "Right about now. Can you set up the camera please?"

"Of course." He smiled and got the camera ready. "Okay one, two, three."

"Hey guys!" They both said.

"It's Roman Reigns," he put his arm around Luciana.
"And my beautiful wife Luciana."

"Hi guys," Luciana laughed. "Roman actually doesn't know what we're doing today but ever since I did his makeup, this was a highly requested video."

Roman groaned. "Oh god what are you having me do?"

Luciana's face displayed a mischievous smile. "Today we are going to be doing the 'speaking to my husband in Spanish for 24 hours' challenge. Now I think he'll do pretty good because I speak Spanish to our daughter who speaks it pretty well and our sons."

"So basically I'm going to be guessing what you're saying all day?" Roman clarified.

"Sí." She said. "Empezando ahora."
[yes, starting now.]

"I'm guessing we're starting." Roman nervously looked at the camera. "So we're going to pick up our kids from the grandparents house. Ready babe?"

"Vamos!" Luciana grabbed the camera, walking downstairs to the garage. They settled in the car and started driving. "Ahora vamos a conseguir a todos los niños, pasaron la noche en las madres romanas anoche."
[Now we're going to get all of the kids, they spent the night at Roman's moms last night.]

Roman looked over at the camera. "Um.. My mom.. The kids, and something about the night."

She busted out laughing. "Él no tiene ni idea de lo que estoy diciendo."
[He has no idea what I'm saying.]

"I swear if you're talking crap about me." Roman said.

"Quiero café." Luciana said.
[I want coffee.]

"Oh Luciana." Roman rubbed his head.

"Quiero café." Luciana whined again. "Roman porfavorrrr. Romannn."

"Aye puta madre." Roman said.

"Roman!" She gasped, while laughing. "You can't say that!"

Roman threw his head back in laughter. "I don't even know what I said, I've heard you yell it before."

"La traducción literal es "puta madre", pero es como un término de argot en español, que se utiliza como "madre."" Luciana explained.
[The literal translation is "fucking mother" but it's like a slang term in Spanish, really used as "motherfucker"]

Roman gasped, "wait did I say something really bad?" He pulled into the Starbucks drive through. "Guys I'm literally here everyday, getting Luciana coffee. I spent almost a thousand dollars on a barista espresso machine and coffee maker, do you think she uses it? No."

She put her hand up, "No, está mintiendo. Lo uso todos los días, pero él dirá: "Voy a Starbucks lo que quieres", ni siquiera pregunto."
[No no no, he is lying. I use it everyday but he'll say 'I'm going to Starbucks what do you want' I don't even ask."