𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 ! . ☆𝗃𝗌𝗁𝗄[✔︎]

𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫

TW : CUSSING.
more like incorrect quotes am i right
cue the laughing sound effect-
🎐 // Crackfic.
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   MY PRINCE // Tsukasa x Reader x Amane.

y/n : your telling me i gotta marry these two fuckers??

y/n's dad : no cussing in front of the princes my dear, it's rude and disgraceful.

y/n : SHUT IT OLD MAN! YOU KILLED MOM! SHAKING MY HEAD SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD.

*amane gasping.*

tsukasa *waking up from his nap* : i sense tea.

   THEREFORE YOU AND ME // Amane x Reader.

y/n : yo ass was cheating on me??

amane : y/n-

y/n : out of all the bitches though- why daikon hoe?? deadass.

amane : wait what—

y/n : she works at a farm bet. YOU WANT A FARMER TO BE YOUR WIFE PUSSY??

amane *pissed off* : SHUT UP WHACK BITCH!

y/n *gasping* : you trying to stand up for a bitch that obviously came from the ground?? my bad G my bad-

y/n : anyways ex bff im outta here-

*amane trying to hit y/n.*

y/n : NO YOU JUST DID NOT— BOY COME OVER HERE—

amane : AAA FUCK-

y/n *pouncing on amane* : AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA !!

   ALIVE // Hanako x Reader

y/n : at this point im not even sad im unrequited, his twin is legitimately right there.

y/n : more sad over the fact he cheatin on me with farmer girl nuh uh.

sakura :

y/n : anyways- TSUKASA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! WE GONNA MAKE OUT BRO CAUSE YOUR BROTHERS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

   JEALOUSY // Tsukasa x Reader

y/n : AH FUCK- I RAN INTO THE WALL-

natsuhiko : what the he—

y/n : shut it simp i've been through a lot.

natsuhiko :

y/n : BABYYY- TSUUKA— oh my god are you crying-

tsukasa *sniffling* : n-no

y/n with her phone out *click* : gotta show this to your brother i know for a fact he won't believe me.

tsukasa : do you hate me y/n?

y/n : of course not bae.

tsukasa : then why do you always hang out with amane!

y/n : to one day stab him, so he can know what it's like to be stabbed by someone you trusted even when you probably did bad shit to him but hey your cute so your sins are ✨cleared✨

tsukasa :

tsukasa : thank you..?

TASTE OF FALSE LOVE // Tsukasa x Reader.

y/n : HOMIE IM BACK—

y/n : wtf- your cheating on me??

tsukasa : that ex- wait hold up why the hell you looking at me like that your supposed to be sad.

y/n : mommy sakura why??

sakura : my apologies.

tsukasa : haaaahhhhh that expression is so nice y/n...

y/n : shut the fuck up asian r word slur, you and your kinky shit can go with you in the grave.

tsukasa : what- AAAAHHHHHHH

y/n with a shovel : OHOHOHOO YOUR JUST LIKE TIMMIE.

tsukasa backing away : WHO TF IS TIMMIE?!

y/n : MY PET RAT I BURIED!!

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would do more but kinda ran out ahahshdh anyways besties;

list your favorite one, i guess 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

and uhh if you have a favorite oneshot from here or "first love" list it so I can probably make it into one of these whack incorrect quote bitches 😍😍

hope you laughed so hard you died /j 😨🥰🥰