Dialogue snippets Six of crows part 2:

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Part 2



Nina: By the saints sometimes it's like your being is just sarcasm



Y/n: It's called being better than you all



Jesper: Are we sure she's not Kaz's sister?



Y/n fake gags: My gosh why would the person I'm dating be my brother! I'm not into incest Jesper!



The crows: YOUR DATING KAZ!!!



Y/n: Oh shit...



Kaz: ...



Jesper: The fuck?!



Nina: To get this straight



Y/n: There's at least 3 people in this room that aren't straight you definitely cannot say that



Jesper: You don't get to talk



Y/n: Zip!



Everyone rolls their eyes



Nina: Oh the hell are you dating Kaz!



Nina: He doesn't have a heart!



Matthias: I call him demjin which translates to demon!



Inej: People literally call him Dirtyhands!



Y/n: ...



Wylan: Don't say it



Y/n: ....



Wylan: Don't you dare!



Y/n grabs one of Kaz's hands: Actually! *Winks*



Y/n: Also Nina he doesn't need a heart he has a soul



Y/n: And what sane person hasn't said Satan was hot?



Matthias: By dejel...



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