Part 2
Nina: By the saints sometimes it's like your being is just sarcasm
Y/n: It's called being better than you all
Jesper: Are we sure she's not Kaz's sister?
Y/n fake gags: My gosh why would the person I'm dating be my brother! I'm not into incest Jesper!
The crows: YOUR DATING KAZ!!!
Y/n: Oh shit...
Kaz: ...
Jesper: The fuck?!
Nina: To get this straight
Y/n: There's at least 3 people in this room that aren't straight you definitely cannot say that
Jesper: You don't get to talk
Y/n: Zip!
Everyone rolls their eyes
Nina: Oh the hell are you dating Kaz!
Nina: He doesn't have a heart!
Matthias: I call him demjin which translates to demon!
Inej: People literally call him Dirtyhands!
Y/n: ...
Wylan: Don't say it
Y/n: ....
Wylan: Don't you dare!
Y/n grabs one of Kaz's hands: Actually! *Winks*
Y/n: Also Nina he doesn't need a heart he has a soul
Y/n: And what sane person hasn't said Satan was hot?
Matthias: By dejel...
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