Kaz: Did I do something wrong?
Y/n: No-no it's-it's
You continue to sob then you, hold hands with Kaz's (ungloved hand)
Jesper: Wow! There Y/n! I must cover Wylan's eyes! The poor kid, keep it PG!
Inej: Their literally just holding hands...
Jesper: Ya, well holding hands with Kaz is like basically kissing him so...
You face Kaz and hold his other hand
Nina: Let me guess their tongue kissing now
Wylan: By the Saints guys! I didn't need that image in my head!
You go up and hug Kaz (calming down not crying anymore)
Jesper: Holy shit! Where did their clothes go!
Matthias & Inej: JESPER!
Nina: But actually imagine them two kissing that would be...
Nina: Hot?
Jesper: Welcome to the bi club
Nina: I'm not sure I wanted to join? Can I resign?
Wylan: It's two late he already forged your signature
Nina: He What?!
You go and peck Kaz on the lips barley even touching them
Nina: *smirks* What are they doing now Jesper?
Wylan: No, no, no, no, no!
Jesper: My gosh I thought I would never see the day Kaz became a man!
Matthias: The fuck Jesper?!
Inej: You swore... again...
Matthias: Once you do it once... It's too damn late to go back
The crows die on the floor laughing
*Kaz rolls his eyes at something you said and full on kiss's you*
Jesper nearly falls from shock and is there frozen
Wylan: NO!
You guys break apart
Wylan: IF YOU GUYS WANT TO BE HORNY TEENAGERS, GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!
Y/n: That was our first kiss...
All the crows are silent
Y/n: Gee thanks Wy...
Wylan: sorry...
Y/n: Anyways! We should go back on the fact that Wylan tried to imitate Kaz fucking Brekker. Like the fuck were you fucking think you cock sucking dumbass?!
Matthias: ...
The crows: ...
Matthias: If you expected me to say language you would be wrong
Matthias: I don't deal with your guy's shit anymore
Jesper still frozen from sock
Nina: Hey Jesper what were Kaz and Y/n doing?
Jesper: They started a sex cult
Kaz: *chokes* We did what now?!
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A bunch of x reader one shots
FanfictionSo basically what the title says except for really bad grammar, bad writing and all the characters belong to the authors/creators you can request what you want. (Some of these fics are from my tumblr) I do Six of crows, shadow and bone, avengers/mar...
