Object Shows x reader || ONESHOTS ||

Four x Reader x X || baby headcannons

This was requested by MoonFurriesMetalhead and the drawing is by me.
It took me so long to write this because I never thought anyone would want a child with these two, so I hope this is good.
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Having a baby with Four & X
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♥ The way you found this child is because one night you had said you wish you had a child. Then the next day you found Four holding a sleeping alien baby.

♥ After a few days of taking care of this baby, you finally decided to name them. And since they're an asterisk, you named them Aster.

♥ It's amazing to you that Four and X were able to do this, especially with them having your color eyes.

♥ You decided to let them sleep in your room, in a small crib on your desk.

♥ But, like any other infant, they cry a lot.

♥ Sometimes you'll wake up in the middle of the night to them crying.

♥ Unlike the others, Aster actually has to eat and drink. So you have to buy baby food and more juice boxes just for them.

♥ You sometimes have to force them to eat, cause they just won't. "Aster, you need to eat-"

♥ Aster's first word is probably going to be "no".

♥ "Aster, at least drink something if you're not gonna eat-" "No!"

♥ The baby does seem to have powers, but it's really hard to determine how many.

♥ You once saw Aster floating in mid air, but when they noticed you, Aster immediately dropped to the floor, like they didn't want you to know that they have powers.

♥ Another time you walked in on Aster teleporting from the couch, and onto the ceiling fan.

♥ You've also caught them doing other weird things, but there's too many to count right now-

♥ Aster strangely has a full set of teeth for a literal infant.

♥ Sometimes when you're holding them, they'll just bite your arm or your hand, or just your skin in general.

♥ Aster has a teething problem, they'll chew everything that goes near their mouth. Shoes, the couch, pillows, toys, their bed, metal, just anything-

♥ Four likes to try and teach Aster how to screech, but it doesn't work since their voice is too young for it to actually take effect.

♥ X constantly gives Aster juice boxes. He likes to think of the baby of a smaller version of Four.

♥ Aster is a lot of trouble. A little too much trouble for a simple human, like you. They're actually a lot more trouble than a human baby.

♥ Giving this infant a bath is hard. It's almost as hard as the time you gave Four and X a bath for the first time. They just splash the water everywhere! On you, on the floor, on the walls-

♥ And you'd think when you dry them off they'd POOF, like four, but no. Aster's skin feels like a similar texture of X's skin.

♥ Aster strangely doesn't sleep much, even though they're a baby and baby's need to sleep. They just stare at things, not moving an inch, kinda like Four.

♥ But there are some times where Aster is a sweetheart.

♥ They like to color a lot, once they gave you a drawing of yourself. It wasn't the best, but they're still an infant, but they're also an alien- so you really don't know what to say about that...

♥ Once Four and X had to work on their show, and you had to work at your job, you actually called your friend to babysit Aster.

♥ When you got home, the first thing you saw was them cradling Aster in their arms, sleeping peacefully with their pacifier placed in their mouth.

♥ After that, your friend actually said that they're cool with taking care of Aster anytime you or the others are gone.

♥ You're not sure what'll happen when Aster grows up, maybe you'll see more of their powers? Or they'll finally learn other words besides no? You're not sure-