Object Shows x reader || ONESHOTS ||

Taco x reader || partners in crime

Warnings: being stolen.

This was requested by d4y_DrEaM_wEiRd0
And the art is by vonreonn on Twitter!
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Your day has been alright so far. You woke up, ate breakfast, worked out, went out for a walk and now you're tied up with a bag over your head.

So, pretty good.

You struggled as the ropes cut into your wrists, swinging your head around to try and get the back off. You don't even know what happened and how you ended up in this situation.

You were just walking through the forest and then you felt a sudden pain in your leg before you fell unconscious.

And it was until the sudden sound of a giggle was in front of you that you stopped in your tracks. "Awe.. over already?" A British voice cooed as your body slowly un-tensed.

You softly exhaled, a small smile spreading across your face. She giggled again before ripping the bag off of your head.

You opened your eyes, seeing the short taco smile at your tied up body. "Really?" She giggled once more and nodded. "I just wanted to give you a little surprise.."

You shook your head, exhaling out of your nose. "Please don't scare me like that again.." "No promises, sweetface~"

Taco smiled evilly, grabbing your wrists and slowly untied the knots. "So, how long have you been watching me?" You looked down at her as she then threw the rope behind her back.

Her smile just grew wider. "...a while.." You sigh again, patting the taco on her head. She just smiled once more and looked up at you with her little adorable eyes.

"Did you miss me? Because I really missed you..." She told you, grabbing your hand and then began to gently massage your knuckles. You just smile and let her do whatever she wanted with your hand.

She's a lot more affectionate than she used to be. Before she just gave you a peck on the cheek and you two then went back to acting like completely different people on Inanimate Insanity.

She didn't even call you her partner when you both revealed your true selfs, she just said that you were her right-hand-man (no matter what gender). It kinda stung at the time, but that's all in the past.

"I thought you were planning on brainwashing one of the new contestants," You said, watching as she softly kissed the back of your hand. "That can wait.." She then put a finger over your lips, silencing you

Taco then just crawled into your lap and sat there, looking up at you, waiting for the affection. "...you're so adorable.." You whispered to her, petting her lettuce softly. "I know.." She purred as you pet her. You just snicker at her response.

"I sometimes like to imagine we're robbing banks together.." Taco purred. You just snickered, patting her lettuce and tomatoes. "Woah. Calm down," She laughed under her breath with you, purring against your soft touch.

"I don't think we're at that level yet. We're thieves, but we're not the robbing banks kind of thieves," You smile, you can't even imagine walking into a bank to begin with.

"Maybe we're at the stealing from a store's cash register level," "That's pretty much the same thing!" She tried to argue, tracing her finger against your jaw. "No it's not. Stealing from a bank is worse than stealing from stores!" "It's pretty much the same thing though!" She laughed.

"No it's not!" You laughed with her.

Taco would always joke about that, she knows you like to take things slowly when it comes to your job. She's not really a fan of that though, she usually skips steps when it comes to her job.

It'll always start with Taco asking if you'll help her sneak into Hotel OJ, to her asking you, a smile on her face. "Can we commit arson?" You would always just tell her to calm down every time she gets a little out of hand.

The small taco softly hummed as you continued to pet her, looking up at you, her seductive eyes never leaving your body.

You just continued to pat and pet her lettuce and tomatoes.