"I'm sure there are many things you want to say. Too bad I can't here them with your head up your ass." -Tsukishima
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"I really love these kids, but I feel like the stuff they do would only happen when I'm drunk, high, and in LSD. They sometimes make me want to hit myself in the head with everything I see." -Coach Ukai to Takeda
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"Shut up Bowl-Cut Brat." -Shirabu
"Quiet, you have a bowl cut too, someone just couldn't hold the bowl straight looking at your ugly ass. At least he got the lines straight." -Tendou defending his kouhai
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"I'll behead you and mail your heads to your family with you balls in your mouth. Before that I'll cut off your dicks and feed tehm to you with your filleted thighs. Then I'll use your intestines for sausages. No one will know the difference." -Tsukishima to Bokuto and Kuroo
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"What's that awful smell? Aw, that's right! It's called dumb b!tch." -Oikawa maybe
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"If you're gonna act like a dog we'll take you to the vet and get you castrated. Don't growl at me, b!tch." -Yahaba, most likely
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"At least I don't talk shit to high schoolers. Especially when their spikes are not as strong as Bokuto Koutarou's. And their personality is as cool as their face. After all, volleyball must be the time when you take out your other frustrations. Come on, shoot back. I'm just a punk-ass kid." -Tsukishima to the guy who insulted him at his brothers practice.
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
