A/N: This is gonna talk about sex stuff so if that isn't your thing, skip this.
"How old were you when you and your husband first had sex together." -Sebastian
"Ah, I was 17. We had just confessed and were drunk." -Oikawa
"We You the top of the bottom?"
"I never liked being the male role-"
"WOAH"
"Shut up! I never liked it because once you go down, it's over. And Iwa-chan always had more stamina. I mean when I woke up after that night, I stood up and my knees buckled. Like face plant onto floor."
"Wow, WOW. I never wanted to know this."
"Ok, what do you find is the best position?"
"No, not now or ever"
Sebastian grabs a bottle and takes a shot.
"What is one thing that you find really gross but hot during sex?" -Sebastian
"No."
Oikawa reached for a bottle but Sebastian took it and put it on the floor next to him.
"Fine, but I'm not gonna let this be posted on the internet." -Oikawa
Oikawa walked over and whispered into Sebastian's ear. He became stiff and blushed.
"I should've let you drink." -Sebastian
"Next!"
Oikawa looked at the card and blanked.
"What is my sister like in bed?"
They looked at each other and paused.
"Good? I'm just gonna drink."
"Thank you!"
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
