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A/N: A cringe-worthy chapter full of sexual references and jokes

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A/N: A cringe-worthy chapter full of sexual references and jokes.

"So what do I do now?" 

"Better block him, who knows it could be a sixty-year-old creep." Jimin suggested.

"Or a psycho killer." Taehyung added.

"Or a rich ass handsome man who can get you laid." Jungkook added, making them sigh. But it could be possible but at the same time couldn't be possible.

"Jungkook, be realistic. Sunhee, block him right now." 

"I will block him, after having some fun."

"What do you mean by some fun, didn't you hear his threat? He really threatened you that he will fuck you."

"Taehyung, he is not going to track me. This is not mafia or police shit, and I didn't even talk with him for a minute. It ain't possible. And besides who knows, this chick can be fun." 

"I can't understand you," Jimin sighed.

"Me neither!" I winked, making his face churn in disgust.

"Better give us details." Jungkook ordered.

"Of course bitch." I agreed while thinking of what reply I should send him. 

Me:
Hello
Not send

Hi
Not send

Suck my dick bitch!

"Seriously Sunhee? Can't you just send him a casual hello or hi?" Jimin sighed.

"Nah, what's the fun in that?"

I waited for a couple of minutes for him to reply but he didn't. Such a boomer, I thought I'll be having a fun time while going to the academy. Taehyung served us scrambled eggs and almost burnt toast. I ate it in a hurry, you can say gulped it. 

"Okay guys, I am leaving. Bye!" I said as I put plates in the sink and washed my hands.

"Hey wait for us, it has been months since we went to the academy together." Jungkook asked, making me sigh.

No way I could go with them. It's not like I don't wanna but I don't want them to get worried about me, and all these things made them feel like bad guys. I don't want our friendship to ruin or stumble over this petty shit.

"I have to go early, but we will have a movie marathon after. Okay?" I smiled as their faces lit up.

"Fifty shades darker!" Jimin exclaimed.

"No, cuddle weather!" Taehyung disagreed.

"Better, After we collied!" Jungkook suggested.

"Dumb fucks, best. 365 dni." I winked

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