❝I wanna see you in cat ears, and on your knees.❞
❝Say shit like this one more time and I'll fuck you like a dumb whore.❞
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Pranks are harmless, they said. Whoever said that fuckery was utterly wrong because if pranks were harmless, that wouldn't...
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Me: Good morning!
Good morning?
Where are you?
Sleeping?
Whiney: Who sleeps at 8 in the morning?
Me: The majority do, I do
Whiney: That's why you're unemployed
Me: -_-
Whiney: Anyways
What do you want?
Wait— why I am asking
You'll probably ask something dirty
Better block you
Me: Actually, I wanna share something
Whiney: Better worth listening
I'm very busy
Me: So I read this joke at Wattpad
A girl went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, so I took them off!
Whiney: .....
Me: Hahahhahhahah
Ain't it funny!?
Whiney: Your needle is stuck at this kind of thing?
Here you look like a virgin
And it is not funny at all
Me: I'm not virgin
Whiney: I'm currently in a business the meeting, an argument was going on and suddenly I laughed earning everyone's stare
Lol no
Me: =_=
Fake chaebol your boss will beat your ass
Whiney: How many times do I've to tell you that, I'm the boss
Me: Then you might be a guy in the 50s or maybe 60s?
