❝I wanna see you in cat ears, and on your knees.❞
❝Say shit like this one more time and I'll fuck you like a dumb whore.❞
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Pranks are harmless, they said. Whoever said that fuckery was utterly wrong because if pranks were harmless, that wouldn't...
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Seokjin's point of view
Crackhead: Nae tequila, margarita mojito with lime sweet mimosa, piña colada I'm drunk in you (I'm drunk in you) I'm drunk in you (I'm drunk in you)
Me: Soju*
Crackhead: You broke my vibe but what?
Me: Do you think you are those expensive drink? I think you're misunderstood.
Crackhead: You bitch-
I'm an expensive girl
Me: You remind me of Namjoon
Crackhead: Take it off now girl just take it off I'm a master, baby with your bra
Take it off now girl just take it off I can help you slide those panties off
Me: Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights I'mma beat that pussy like you never ever felt before we gonna double your heart great form lady, just dim the lights I'm a beat that pussy like you never ever felt before
Crackhead: Really?
Me: Yes Not send
No.
Crackhead: It broke my inexistent heart, why so rude?
Me: Why so horny?
Crackhead: I
'm forever horny, Anytime up for segg
Me: God, you're unbelievable
Crackhead: Unbeliebubble*
Hahahahahaha
Air filled with laughter, but I immediately stopped. My head snapped towards where Hayoon was sleeping soundly. It was late, very late around 2 in the morning. I, as usual, wasn't able to sleep so I was here, sitting and enjoying the fresh and cold night breeze while reading the manhwa she recommended.
Me: Haha
You used my own joke on me, how funny
Kindly note my sarcasm
Crackhead: Meh :P
Me: Now tell me why did you disturb me? That also this much late at night.
