13. Unbeliebubble

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Next day

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Next day

You have unblocked this contact

Me:
Hi Jin
Not send

Hello
Not send

Jimin, bring me ramen
on your way back
Not send

Suck my dick bitch

Dickhead:
I think you still don't
know that you don't have
dick but something else

Me:
I'm well aware of the fact
that I don't have that thing
which will randomly stand
up

It's just my style yk

Dickhead:
Very unique 
style you have. 
Hope you can 
sense my sarcasm

Now I'm thinking
that why you 
message me?

Me:
I was bored. My friends
went to college, not in 
mood to do 
freaksignments and 
my shift is after 7 so 
yeah. 

Dickhead
Didn't you block me?
Why message me?
Not send

Why come you always
message me when you
require entertainment?
Not send

What are freaksignments?

Me:
Freak + assignment

I made that word ^^

Dickhead:
That's why I was not able
to understand it because 
it came from your unofficial
dictionary and what's
'^^'? 

Me:
First, you're no fun

Second '^^' is an emoji
like when you smile and 
your eyes get close, that's
the exact emoji

Dickhead:
My eyes don't get close
when I smile so I can't use
it

Me:
You're unbelievable.

Dickhead:
This reminds me of something

Wanna hear it?

Me:
You sharing your deepest
secret with me got me
feeling like...

Dickhead:
Feeling like...

Me:
This ain't the answer
but lemme just do it.

You got me feeling like
PSYCHO! ULIL BOGO 
MALHAE JAKKU JAKKU,
DASI AN BOL DEUS 
SSAUDAGADO, BUT-EO 
DANINI MAL-YA IHAEGA 
AN GANDAE USGIJIDO
ANHDAE

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