Rolling up my spliff me and Lizzie decided to get High,I've been high many times before but not since I've become famous and Elizabeth water to try she just turned 26 (making up new ages btw) and I'm 23. "Elizabeth can you pass me the lighter"I ask,her hands shake as she gives me the lighter,I look up to see the stars as we are in a field to do it.I light the joint and inhale the smoke,and blow it out remembering how I used to smoke I hand it to Lizzie and she looks at it and me again "you don't have to luv" I say "no I want to,hand it over"she says ,I watch her inhale the joint and she starts to cough,I let out a laugh and hand her a bottle of water "baby" I say and she whacks me "hey I think I did good" and laugh and agree.
30 minutes
"Shiiitt it's hit for me" I say slowly looking around, "bro it hit for me ages ago" Lizzie says giggling and her state.
"Soo you said you've smoke tons of times before,where?" She asks,I put on my jumper and answer her question "in high school me and some friends did it at parties,then we did it abroad.So much fun" I let out remembering the nights "I'm so old" I say and lie down,the weed was speaking for me now "nope I'm old,like i think I have a grey hair" Lizzie said laying down next to me "bullshit"I call. "Seriously though,I need to find someone,because if I get too old and don't find someone I will be lonely" I say looking at her, "maybe I should ask out Scarlett" I speak out of nowhere. "Oh my god,you should totally do that how bout we do it tonight" Lizzie says and we both know we don't mean any of this as the drugs in us has totally taken control of us "yes let me see how long it takes to run" I say and get google maps "it says 2 hours" we both look at each other "we can totally do that y/n let's go" .
She screams running down the hills I soon follow, "ow fuck,LIZZIE you ass hole" I groan as we both fell over each other "yeah yeah get up" she says running past a shop "wait let's get food,I've got the munchies" she says and we waltz in together,I grab crisps,chocolate,whipped cream and anything I can see,Lizzie comes back with a banner and balloons saying that we need to give this to Scarlett. I run up to the till and the cashier speaks "hey are you y/n y/l/n and Elizabeth Olsen?" I nod my head and she takes out her phone and takes a video "can you say hello" she speaks and we look at each other and speak the words she is telling us,once she is done she scans are stuff,she looks into my eyes that are red then lizzies who are more red. "What have you guys been doing?" She asks suspiciously "not sureeeee" Lizzie answers.
I butt in "can we also have....some cigs and vodka please" I ask asks with a big smile,she turns around and phones someone and I only hear her say this one bit "yes they are with me,be quick" I shoot a confused look and I moved over and stared at the mushrooms in the fridge section "ARE THESE FREE,LOVELY" I scream, "no" she says pissed.
the door swings open and I hear Lizzie whisper "y/n the police" I look up and see them with handcuffs "hello,we have been called as you two have had illegal substances,please can we ask you to step aside while we test you" I look over to the women who is recording for the media to see "letttt me payyeee,and then maybe" Lizzie sings,I start wheezing at her state but than the police men grab her roughly and pins her against the wall "please don't make this harder?" The man says and I go to walk out until I found myself now on the floor from falling and now a police man pinning me against the floor "fucking hell mate,I just want my stuff" I say laughing, "you lot are obviously high from drugs and wasted from the drink,we are going to take you in". "
At the end of the day,you need to fuuuuuucccckkkk off" Lizzie says and I roll around laughing,they pick us both up and put us in their van,we get to the station and fill out forms I go to the phone to ring someone I press Scarletts number "y/n I've just seen the video,are you in jail !" She screams "baby don't worry about it,I'll be out before the kids graduation" I laugh "what!" She screams again "get it from a movie,ugh boring" I state and cough, "pick me up,your my wife" I say over and over again, "okay okay I'm coming" she says and I hear her get her shoes on "damn I've already made you cum" I laugh and she scoffs at my childish personality. "Also pick up Elizabeth" I ask and she agrees
