HEADCANONS| Curse

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HANK-He thinks that you learned that from him- Somewhat proud because you used it correctly-Doesn't even get mad

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HANK
-He thinks that you learned that from him
- Somewhat proud because you used it correctly
-Doesn't even get mad. 
-Will reprimand you to say it at the proper time ONLY

SANFORD
-He has assumed that you learned from Deimos
-Scolds you (lightly, not harshly)
-Will interrogate Deimos
-If not Deimos, then Hank
-By the time he finished talking with the two he realized...you learned it from him.

DEIMOS-Did you learn that from him? Ohhhh no

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DEIMOS
-Did you learn that from him? Ohhhh no....
-Will say that only adults say that word and you can only say that word when you get older.
-Makes sure that Sanford doesn't find out that you cursed or else he will be judged.

AGENCY
-Who taught you that?
-WHO IN THE WORLD DID YOU LEARN THAT FROM?
-And they have eyed the Agent responsible for that, and he shall pay.
-They'll panic and hope that the Auditor didn't hear it.
-Because of how angry they are for that ONE Agent, they forgot to tell you to not say that word ever again.

-Because of how angry they are for that ONE Agent, they forgot to tell you to not say that word ever again

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AUDITOR

-You said that word again-He will ask you who you heard that from

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-You said that word again
-He will ask you who you heard that from.
-But your answer was so vague, it could be anyone. "The guy with the red shades."
-The Agency workers looked like a bunch of siblings blaming and pointing out each other.
-All of the employees admitted and pointed at that one guy.
-Pray for the soul of the Agent my Gruntlings, hope he does not go into Purgatory.Or any possible hell present in Nevada. May the Lord Almighty Jebus save him. Amen. (Kindly take a moment to pray 2 Hail Mary's to strengthen Agent's chances of living.)

2BDAMNED
-Did...Did Hank teach you that?
-"Y/N!"
-His sudden, loud, stiff, commando voice was enough to make realize what you did wrong. And make you know that you should never do that again.
-It just stops there. Nothing more.
-Hank may be a stronger, bigger man, but Doc is not scared to confront the mercenary.

TRICKY
-He thinks you got that word from him
-He has no idea how to scold you
-So he just says that if you say that word again there will be consequences (but they're actually none)
-You believe him either way.

JEBUS
-He will wonder where you got that word into your dictionary
-He is certain he has never cursed in front of you nor that anyone has.
-He will investigate where you got it. Book? TV show? He will find out
-Reprimands you for saying that, again, not harshly.

PHOBOS
-Such unworthy word came from your mouth!
-He expected that you would curse better? With more class (But how in the world are we supposed to do that?)
-Phobos has his ways and will teach you how to curse with class.
-The writer has no idea how he has a "classier" way of cursing. All that comes into thought is "You pieces of feces". Kindly comment your classy curses.
-Though he did teach you, Phobos will tell that you are only allowed to say such words when you're older.

SHERIFF
- "Darling don't you dare say that word again!"
-All bark, no bite.
-Sheriff's too soft to scold you even further. (Awww)

MAG AGENT: TORTURE
-He barely talks, how did you learn that word?
-Upon saying that word, he did a low growl
-With crossed arms
-Looking at you, brows furrowed
-That alone was enough to scold you


(I joined madness day 2020. If you want to check it out here's the author's submission. https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/cole-devian/sights-of-nevada)

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